Your dirtiest joke

>Screencap instructions on pizza website
>Erase, then order pizza normally
>Remove sharpie from ass and write pizza related joke on pizza box
>take picture
>post on FJ
>??????
>Thumbs

>ordering dominos
>at about 8
>finish making god pizza
>get to instructions
>"wear your cap sideways"
>ages later, pizza arrives
>open the door
>get on the floor
>stand back up, I'm being silly
>I am greeted by nigger
>his cap sideways
>he has biggest monkey smile ever
>I laugh for 3 minutes straight
>I give him a slice and a $10 tip

**jaysquigglez rolled a random image posted in comment #217 at Insanity wolf gets help ** mfw I don't get to eat the goods

Hahahahahah

As an ex-pizza delivery driver, I would like to testify that nothing on this green Earth is more seductive and tempting than the tantalizing aroma of the forbidden fruit of fresh made hot wings sitting in your passenger seat, fingering your nostrils with their magnificent odor, teasing you, knowing that you can have none of the sweet spicy juices.

mfw

My dirtiest joke:

A man fell in mud.

actually gynecologists usually have to look at diseased or pregnant woman's vaginas

So trying this.

pizza delivery men. god's accidental masterpieces

awsome