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#43 - thatkiddonovan (05/28/2012) [-]
MY FELLOW JUNKIES;    
   
We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across. Every video like this I see, there are "FJ ARMY LOL" comments posted up in a mindless wall across the comments.    
   
You know how you kill a troll? You ignore it. You ignore it and its attempts become futile and it dies off like a parasite without a host. If you even Acknowledge it's existence it becomes stronger.    
   
We as a website need to try to be less like an army and more like an organization like NASA, if we seclude ourselves from this bullshit, we'll eventually grow and become stronger, one day even rivaling Reddit.    
   
So please, Junkies, don't feed the trolls, be smarter than the 9gaggers and 4channers alike, and pass along the message.
MY FELLOW JUNKIES;

We need to stop feeding every sad and feeble attempt at trolling that people come across. Every video like this I see, there are "FJ ARMY LOL" comments posted up in a mindless wall across the comments.

You know how you kill a troll? You ignore it. You ignore it and its attempts become futile and it dies off like a parasite without a host. If you even Acknowledge it's existence it becomes stronger.

We as a website need to try to be less like an army and more like an organization like NASA, if we seclude ourselves from this bullshit, we'll eventually grow and become stronger, one day even rivaling Reddit.

So please, Junkies, don't feed the trolls, be smarter than the 9gaggers and 4channers alike, and pass along the message.
User avatar #628 to #43 - picamix (05/29/2012) [-]
damn i remember the days we use to hate on reddit
User avatar #629 to #628 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
Then we realized both sites steal from each other, and we kind of just forgot about the whole thing. A lot of people here have an account for both.
User avatar #624 to #43 - zoef (05/29/2012) [-]
this comment will get shitloads of thumbs (because you're right!) , but there will always be that fucknut or new kid on the block that will still do this..
User avatar #623 to #43 - martbeast (05/29/2012) [-]
FJ in Russia approves.
#608 to #43 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
Comrade Donovan, we salute you!

Seriously though, the whole point of FJ is that we don't publicly proclaim that we are FJers. We aren't Reddit with their "what time does the narwhal bacon?" BS.

We are FJ'ers. We save the funnies for when we are at home on the PC. We keep our humour to FJ, we ignore trolls, ignoring them until they die of lack of attention.

We have to stick together. 4chan hates the hell out of us, it's time we show them that we are as good as they are.
User avatar #630 to #608 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
Playing Devil's advocate here. Reddit uses the narwhal just as much as the FJ mascot. You know, not at all.
User avatar #657 to #631 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** (05/31/2012) [-]
A bit late. As it turns out, all of those questions are from last year. You know, not at all.
#549 to #43 - derppopotamus (05/29/2012) [-]
i would have read your comment if the first word was meow
User avatar #529 to #43 - barkor **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
Personally I suspect other websites trolling us, by writing "FJ was here trololololol" or something. This way they will both discredit us and laugh when FJ:ers get upset.
User avatar #487 to #43 - mindlessmindless (05/29/2012) [-]
Someone called?
#479 to #43 - velorstudios (05/29/2012) [-]
Completely agree ... when people post "FJ ARMY" we look like 9gag. And we know we don't want that to happen.
User avatar #452 to #43 - waaw (05/29/2012) [-]
The problem is that people learn about legendary trolling exploits, like the Habbo raid from 4chan, and then there is always a period before they realize that that happened because of good coordination, not just everybody piling up and screaming. There is always the group of people who understands that trolling is a thing, but not what goes into it.
#437 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
>implying "4channers posted there"
>Summer cancer doesn't count.
User avatar #590 to #437 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
4chan are kidding themselves with the whole summer cancer thing, it's cancer all year round because 12 year olds are daring each other to go to the "dark, scary, mysterious /b/"
User avatar #633 to #590 - thatkiddonovan (05/30/2012) [-]
While there may be more 12-15 year olds during summer, most of the time /b/ is still crawling with kids in puberty thinking they're funny and that /b/ are masterminds because they've raided websites.

/b/ was never good. /b/ has always been infested with cancer.
Summer just has cancer flare ups and rapid tumorous growth.
(Summer officially starts on /b/ around may 1st in my mind)
#641 to #633 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
Exactly, that's why they say "/b/ was never good". You can't have nice things on the internet, someone will come and ruin your fun.
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#337 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
Honestly I only see like 2 or 3 'fj brought me here' comments, I've never seen a FJ ARMY comment on any youtube video. The only army comments I've seen come from 9faggers, and they spam that shit like no tomorrow.
User avatar #280 to #43 - TehBlackfire ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
NASA got shut down, though....
User avatar #250 to #43 - dsand (05/29/2012) [-]
Why doesn't this have all the thumbs?
#236 to #43 - ilikebigdick ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
You heard the man! We've gotta get to the moon before the Redditors!
#99 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
that moment when NASA is no longer running....
#85 to #43 - fergusonnos (05/29/2012) [-]
Stop all the bs and just post funny stuff, that is the way to go. Simple as that.
#634 to #85 - thatkiddonovan (05/30/2012) [-]
That too man. That's kinda what I meant by us as a site secluding ourselves and making our site stronger. We just keep the funny going while everyone else gets wrapped up in the bullshit trending online that isn't funny at all.
That too man. That's kinda what I meant by us as a site secluding ourselves and making our site stronger. We just keep the funny going while everyone else gets wrapped up in the bullshit trending online that isn't funny at all.
#319 to #85 - captainrattrap (05/29/2012) [-]
Disregard bullshit, acquire funny!!
Disregard bullshit, acquire funny!!
#483 to #319 - chrizac (05/29/2012) [-]
ARIANA GRANDE!!!!   
   
sorry...she's hot.
ARIANA GRANDE!!!!

sorry...she's hot.
User avatar #525 to #483 - playfaire ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
The things I would do to her...
#609 to #525 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/29/2012) [-]
Me too. I'll start listing them...   
- Go up to her    
- Try and ask for a date.   
- Comes out garbled   
- ohforfuckssake.jpg   
- Try again   
- Smile   
- Smile looks like gif    
- Walk out of her house   
- Run before the police get there.   
- Cry when I get home because we could have had it all.
Me too. I'll start listing them...
- Go up to her
- Try and ask for a date.
- Comes out garbled
- ohforfuckssake.jpg
- Try again
- Smile
- Smile looks like gif
- Walk out of her house
- Run before the police get there.
- Cry when I get home because we could have had it all.

#638 to #609 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
-Decide to be a man   
-Go back to her house   
-Get over your nerves   
-Yell "I LOVE YOU ARIANA!!!"   
-Cops arrive   
-You call shananagans   
-Tell the cops to fuck themselves   
-Ariana decides that because you would go to jail for her, she will date you   
-Have sex with her   
-So much fucking win   
-...   
-Wake up.   
-Cry.
-Decide to be a man
-Go back to her house
-Get over your nerves
-Yell "I LOVE YOU ARIANA!!!"
-Cops arrive
-You call shananagans
-Tell the cops to fuck themselves
-Ariana decides that because you would go to jail for her, she will date you
-Have sex with her
-So much fucking win
-...
-Wake up.
-Cry.
#639 to #638 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
Part 2   
   
- Man up after last embarassing encounter   
- See her at a party   
- Go up to her, say hello   
- She says hello back   
- all is well.jpg   
- She gives me a bone   
- Turns me over   
- Rubs my belly   
- Gives me cake   
- wtf.jpg   
- I run to the garden   
- Have a poop    
- Come back   
- Smell my bollocks   
- thatstinks.jpg   
- Ariana's out in the garden   
- Go up to her   
- Give her a stick   
- She throws it.   
- I run after it.   
   
mfw I am a dog.
Part 2

- Man up after last embarassing encounter
- See her at a party
- Go up to her, say hello
- She says hello back
- all is well.jpg
- She gives me a bone
- Turns me over
- Rubs my belly
- Gives me cake
- wtf.jpg
- I run to the garden
- Have a poop
- Come back
- Smell my bollocks
- thatstinks.jpg
- Ariana's out in the garden
- Go up to her
- Give her a stick
- She throws it.
- I run after it.

mfw I am a dog.
#642 to #639 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
-Laying in backyard   
-gotmyswagon.jpg   
-Some famous persons having a party   
-See hot redhead   
-See her rub dog   
-Dog nearly shits on me   
-fuckindog,jpg   
-See hot red head come up to me   
-Get picked up by dog   
-Thrown   
-Flying for fucking ages   
-Hit the ground   
-Break   
   
mfw I am stick.
-Laying in backyard
-gotmyswagon.jpg
-Some famous persons having a party
-See hot redhead
-See her rub dog
-Dog nearly shits on me
-fuckindog,jpg
-See hot red head come up to me
-Get picked up by dog
-Thrown
-Flying for fucking ages
-Hit the ground
-Break

mfw I am stick.
#643 to #642 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
- In her room   
- Oh yeah.jpg   
- Lying in the cupboard   
- She approaches    
- Ohshit.jpg   
- Pulls me out   
- Presses me against breasts   
- feelsgoodman.jpg   
- Keeps me there   
   
mfw I am a bra.
- In her room
- Oh yeah.jpg
- Lying in the cupboard
- She approaches
- Ohshit.jpg
- Pulls me out
- Presses me against breasts
- feelsgoodman.jpg
- Keeps me there

mfw I am a bra.
#644 to #643 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
-Hanging in bathroom   
-Some guy comes in   
-Watch him shit   
-smellsshitbro.jpg   
-Girl comes in   
-Shit gets steamy   
-She wraps me around her body   
   
mfw I'm a towel.
-Hanging in bathroom
-Some guy comes in
-Watch him shit
-smellsshitbro.jpg
-Girl comes in
-Shit gets steamy
-She wraps me around her body

mfw I'm a towel.
#645 to #644 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
I'm out of ideas.   
   
Sorry man.
I'm out of ideas.

Sorry man.
#646 to #645 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
That's alright. I was going to be a chair next so it's probably lucky we stopped.   
   
Have another .gif, simply because I love having to look through them to choose one.
That's alright. I was going to be a chair next so it's probably lucky we stopped.

Have another .gif, simply because I love having to look through them to choose one.
#647 to #646 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
If I'm honest, I only continued them because I knew you'd keep adding Ariana Grande gifs.
If I'm honest, I only continued them because I knew you'd keep adding Ariana Grande gifs.
#648 to #647 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
You know me well.
You know me well.
#649 to #648 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
Better than you think
#650 to #649 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#658 to #650 - chrizac (06/01/2012) [-]
That is an extremely acceptable way to die.   
   
   
   
Tell me when you get the answer, we can share her.
That is an extremely acceptable way to die.



Tell me when you get the answer, we can share her.
#659 to #658 - effervescent **User deleted account** (06/01/2012) [-]





Nothing says that she isn't single...

twitter.com/#!/arianagrande
#660 to #659 - chrizac (06/01/2012) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER OUR INS WE SHALL GET!!!
MOTHERFUCKER OUR INS WE SHALL GET!!!
#651 to #650 - chrizac (05/30/2012) [-]
That's alright.    
   
   
   
I love killing stalkers.
That's alright.



I love killing stalkers.
#652 to #651 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/30/2012) [-]
No-one said anything about killing...
#655 to #652 - chrizac (05/31/2012) [-]
We've run out of room to reply...so I guess this is the end...goodbye my friend, the ride was amazing, and I hope you had as much fun as I did.   
   
P.S. Nobody can die from Ariana Grande. She is too amazingly hot.
We've run out of room to reply...so I guess this is the end...goodbye my friend, the ride was amazing, and I hope you had as much fun as I did.

P.S. Nobody can die from Ariana Grande. She is too amazingly hot.
#656 to #655 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/31/2012) [-]






I would die from overexploding hotness.

Time to check her relationship status.
#653 to #652 - chrizac (05/31/2012) [-]
Oh...well...I kill stalkers.    
   
Don't stalk me. I'll kill you. (:
Oh...well...I kill stalkers.

Don't stalk me. I'll kill you. (:
#654 to #653 - effervescent **User deleted account** (05/31/2012) [-]
You could kill my "stalker" softly with Ariana Grande...
You could kill my "stalker" softly with Ariana Grande...
#527 to #525 - chrizac (05/29/2012) [-]
I would name them...but theirs a minimum character count of 2000 on this thing.   
   
   
   
   
There is so many things.
I would name them...but theirs a minimum character count of 2000 on this thing.




There is so many things.
User avatar #528 to #527 - playfaire ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
So many!
#531 to #528 - chrizac (05/29/2012) [-]
Because why the fuck not. Have another.
Because why the fuck not. Have another.
User avatar #541 to #531 - playfaire ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
Awesome! Do you know if she has any porn lookalikes?
User avatar #626 to #541 - captainrattrap (05/29/2012) [-]
rules 1 and 2 are meant to be broken, so try asking 4chan bro
User avatar #627 to #626 - playfaire ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
That's smart, I think.. Thank you kind sir!
#86 to #43 - fergusonnos (05/29/2012) [-]
Stop all the bs and just post funny stuff, that is the way to go. Simple as that.
#68 to #43 - beanermaster (05/28/2012) [-]
Words of wisdom
#49 to #43 - todestyp (05/28/2012) [-]
I agree, my dear fellow mate.
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