How I spent my day. I made this .gif version first: I can't upload it here due to quality. also True Story.. over 1000 lines in., CI didn'
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How I spent my day

I made this .gif version first:
I can't upload it here due to ****** quality.
also True ******* Story.

over 1000 lines in.,
CI didn' t even saver."
writing a lung program code
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Submitted: 05/28/2012
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#12 - eiad (05/28/2012) [+] (13 replies)
how last frame should be..
how last frame should be..
#2 - asdfzor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #4 to #2 - eiad (05/28/2012) [-]
exaggeration is a key thing to making comics..
#21 - sarc (05/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
#84 - chatpads (05/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Says true story
>He killed himself in the story
#88 - iAmAWizard (05/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure that at some point, this stops being a true story
#100 - syis (05/28/2012) [-]
True story?   
So you manage to make gif and to upload 						****					 after you committed suicide?   
True story?
So you manage to make gif and to upload **** after you committed suicide?


#99 - weekii ONLINE (05/28/2012) [-]
So how did you make the comic?
#91 - jakerfv (05/28/2012) [-]
< OP trying to save it.
< OP trying to save it.
#134 - ohmahgaz (05/29/2012) [-]
It can't be a true story, you hung yourself.
#192 - gmarrox ONLINE (05/29/2012) [-]
That would be why the first rule of programming is SAVE EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
#261 - spawnconnery (05/29/2012) [-]
A thousand lines? Please.
#256 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You got this from Reddit. I like how you played it off by saying you made the gif version.
#258 to #256 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk: uploaded 16 hours ago
Reddit: uploaded 6 hours ago
User avatar #219 - officialmindwarp (05/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If you think 1000 lines of code is long. You are far from a programmer my friend.
#226 to #219 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2012) [-]
#95 - themac **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#319 - kytopia (05/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
this isnt true. all of us ******* programmers ctrl-s after every method and every statement

A. for testing purposes
B. just cause its what you do after a lot of experience

one does not simply write 1000 chars of code without testing
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)

******* know the feel bro.

>be me, 16 y/o digital painting
>paint for 1 hour
>paint for 2 hours
>IN THE ******** ZONE
>come up on 3 hours
>3 hours, 15 minutes WILD ******* LIGHTNING STORM WANTS TO HUG
>power goes out just as i'm about to save
>STARE at blank screen in the darkness for a solid 10 minutes before it begins to sink in
>Run out into pouring rain yelling at Zeus to shove up his ass, two birds at the sky
>neighbors see me yelling at the sky in pajamas with two middle fingers up
>mfw i realize there's a car honking at me
>sulk back inside, tears and rain drenching my soul

But hey, I got back up on my feet first thing the next morning and started painting again.

Ended up with this: [url deleted]

I never painted her pants in because **** YOU ZEUS. I hope Poseidon bangs your wife.

**** , gotta go. I hear raindrops.
#53 - tolnes (05/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#55 to #54 - tolnes (05/28/2012) [-]
it's rape
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#119 to #114 - rubberpig (05/28/2012) [-]

#81 - ahordeofnuns (05/28/2012) [-]
********* If you were 1000 lines in you would have compiled/build/debug/run to make sure the program is working correctly so far. Whenever an IDE does one of those things it makes you save the program in order to compile it.

TL:DR; Its impossible for OP to write 1000 lines without saveing because that would mean 1000 lines without compiling.
#270 - CXJokerXD (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> have ipod
> try to add on 3 songs
> in a hurry
> Leave for road trip
> mfw all 800 total songs were lost because of syncing error
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