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Most Awfullest Fluuy Pony Evar!
How can people be so cruel?
Anonymous ( Sun) 14: 57 86382
2 You' had a bad day
2 Got a chewing out from the boss at work, then your car broke down on the way home
2 You' re just settling in to watch a movie for the evening, when you hear a commotion outside your door
2 Go and investigate
2 Fluffy ponies - four ofthem
2 As soon as you open the downthe start begging to be let in, and asking forgood
2 Specifically, they want 'sketties'
2 This is apparently howthee 'spaghetti' in their retard version ofthe English language
2 Well they sure picked the wrong day to knock on your door
2 You' ll
2 Fake grin on your face, tell them to come in while you cook spaghetti for them
2 Boiling water, pasta, jar of marinara sauce, done
2 Serve it in a large dish on the all the can get at it at once
2 They start eating eagerly, jamming their faces into the bowl
2 Once they' re finished eating, the look up at you with their faces, babbling thanks
2 ‘Oh, that wasn' t spaghetti you just ate," you say
2 They look confused
2 "That was linguine!"
2 The expression on their faces turns to panic
2 The start wailing and asking why you' d do that to them
2 One ofthem starts jamming a cooldown its throat, trying to throw up
2 The fluffy ponies run in circles for a few seconds, then hee out of your door
2 Well, that showed them
2 You' had a bad day
2 Got a chewing out from the boss at work, then your car broke down on the way home
2 You' re just settling in to watch a movie for the evening, when you hear a commotion outside your door
2 Go and investigate
2 Fluffy ponies - four ofthem
2 As soon as you open the downthe start begging to be let in, and asking forgood
2 Specifically, they want 'sketties'
2 This is apparently howthee 'spaghetti' in their retard version ofthe English language
2 Well they sure picked the wrong day to knock on your door
2 You' ll
2 Fake grin on your face, tell them to come in while you cook spaghetti for them
2 Boiling water, pasta, jar of marinara sauce, done
2 Serve it in a large dish on the all the can get at it at once
2 They start eating eagerly, jamming their faces into the bowl
2 Once they' re finished eating, the look up at you with their faces, babbling thanks
2 ‘Oh, that wasn' t spaghetti you just ate," you say
2 They look confused
2 "That was linguine!"
2 The expression on their faces turns to panic
2 The start wailing and asking why you' d do that to them
2 One ofthem starts jamming a cooldown its throat, trying to throw up
2 The fluffy ponies run in circles for a few seconds, then hee out of your door
2 Well, that showed them
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#18
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waffies (05/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
i was totally expecting it to be ground fluffy pony... would have been so typical.