Help! I caught my dad with my GF. my gf gets really hot sometimes. I' had my GP for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, web for now i have a new
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Help! I caught my dad with my GF

Help! I caught my dad with my GF. my gf gets really hot sometimes. I' had my GP for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, web for

my gf gets really hot sometimes

I' had my GP for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, web for me,
always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, cence back and something just doesnt seem right. I asked my dad
if he had seen anything happen with my GP and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I' m scorning home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my
Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GP.
I was PI SEED, told him to get his meat out of GP and GED, needless to say my GP got turned off. I
just couldn' t get over it and that night kicked my GP to the curb.
Now it' s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I' been without my GP and about 1 ID minutes
ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GP has been, when he' s the damn reasen we ain' t
together no mere.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here' s pics of my GP for you lot as I know youll ask.
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User avatar #152 - finalfreak (04/19/2010) [-]
At first i was like O.o But then I was like XD
User avatar #159 to #152 - pickletoe (04/19/2010) [-]
OHMYGOD!!!!! Look at his ICON!!!!!! ALL 151!!!!
User avatar #161 to #159 - finalfreak (04/19/2010) [-]
Thanx. Sometimes i just stare, It's nice.
User avatar #31 - Rubiizors (04/19/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You got me so bad! I was all like 'awww dude that sucks'. xD
User avatar #280 - BBjaan (04/20/2010) [-]
spite your girlfriend and your dad......buy yourself a barbecue!!!
User avatar #216 - bigmenace (04/19/2010) [-]
George forman =GF , i get it lol
User avatar #186 - retrogamer (04/19/2010) [-]
technically, your girlfriend is a plug in-playmate. because you plug it in.......get it? you PLUG it in. YOU PLUG IT IN, ITS ******* FUNNY!
#263 - ROFLCOPTERownsU (04/20/2010) [-]
oh...... GF = george foreman
dad had his meat in = literally

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AWAY!!!!!!
#307 to #263 - GenrealShepherd **User deleted account** (04/20/2010) [-]
Sorry dude i had already said that :l
#364 to #307 - ROFLCOPTERownsU (04/20/2010) [-]
where
User avatar #223 - willisxninety (04/19/2010) [-]
Funniest...story post...ever... xD
User avatar #117 - killersnipes (04/19/2010) [-]
OH i see what ya did thar
User avatar #4 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
BILLY MAYSS HERE SAYING GET THIS TO THE FRONT PAGE!
User avatar #5 to #4 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
what are you selling to day billy?
User avatar #6 to #5 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
OXI CLEAN!!!!!!
User avatar #7 to #6 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
i need some shirts washed so how much
User avatar #8 to #7 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.95 BUT WAIT THERES MORE IF YOU CALL NOW ILL THROW IN SOME MIGHTY MENDIT!!!!!
User avatar #9 to #8 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
dam sounds like the best deal around ok
User avatar #10 to #9 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
*snorts coke*
User avatar #11 to #10 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
that was not coke it was oxi clean
User avatar #12 to #11 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
its all the same to me *snorts more*
User avatar #13 to #12 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
do you watch south park?
User avatar #14 to #13 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
yes i do my good sir
User avatar #15 to #14 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
i hate that show its just a bunch of lil kids saying cursewords
User avatar #16 to #15 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
i love it
User avatar #17 to #16 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
your not the real billy mays
User avatar #18 to #17 - billymayss (04/19/2010) [-]
YEAH I AM!!!! IM BILLYMAYS MOTHER ****** !
User avatar #19 to #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
you know what you remind me of a south park fag he trys to actlike them please dont say any more
User avatar #23 to #19 - DaCrazyOne (04/19/2010) [-]
another word and I shall **** you with a rake!
User avatar #24 to #23 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
dam dude you are one cocky kid
User avatar #25 to #24 - DaCrazyOne (04/19/2010) [-]
I see what you did thar....
User avatar #28 to #25 - DaCrazyOne (04/19/2010) [-]
**** ....Grammar*
User avatar #26 to #25 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/19/2010) [-]
its there not thar
#30 to #26 - theforgey (04/19/2010) [-]
sht...so many lines...so little time!
User avatar #27 to #26 - DaCrazyOne (04/19/2010) [-]
It's* and Damn*

Don't try to Grammar Nazi a Nrammar Nazi.
User avatar #281 - MagicallyDelicious (04/20/2010) [-]
aha i see what you did there... crafty little ****** =)
+7
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User avatar #211 - SlowpokeAttack (04/19/2010) [-]
This is funny, but it's not a rant, compilation, or picture of justin bieber.



huh.
User avatar #200 - mememan (04/19/2010) [-]
*facepalm* I have been pwned...
User avatar #106 - jcs (04/19/2010) [-]
Did you buy your GF from two dudes named Buddy and Guy?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Surreal (04/19/2010) [-]
hahahaha drake and josh WIN
User avatar #93 - SuperCollider (04/19/2010) [-]
anyone remember that episode of The Office where Michael puts his foot in a George Foreman grill
#94 to #93 - rmcclen (04/19/2010) [-]
I love that episode
User avatar #104 to #93 - itshgodzirra (04/19/2010) [-]
"i love the sound of sizzling bacon in the morning" lmao
#35 - Scholar (04/19/2010) [-]
Just reading that was making me angry, until i got to the end, then i wasnt angry. i would've started swinging
User avatar #38 to #35 - skulblaka (04/19/2010) [-]
same here lol cracking up at end
#446 - anon (04/20/2010) [-]
so ******* clever... you should be on my class.
#455 to #446 - yonatanh (04/21/2010) [-]
You could also comment all yo want
User avatar #331 - zacwozere (04/20/2010) [-]
he would have had some ..... (puts on shades).... smoked ham
User avatar #334 to #331 - Vaguemercenary (04/20/2010) [-]
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
User avatar #304 - randomthumbsdowner (04/20/2010) [-]
Girls like that hang out at grocery stores and are always fairly cheap....
User avatar #308 to #304 - DesireBros (04/20/2010) [-]
yeah, they seem to handle bigger meats that are more wide and supple than the more slender meat.
User avatar #146 - OMMFGitsAustin (04/19/2010) [-]
I was REALLY like.....




But then I Lol'd.
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