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Rape isn't funny... unless you are getting raped by a clown.

shower at night. gives me more time to sleep before school and such.

can't sleep without taking a shower, (except camping or drunk)
and can't start my day without a shower

you always sweat when you sleep, dont you?

... Funnyjunk, of all places, just made me realize that I am quite filthy. I shower every 2nd or 3rd day.

I do the same thing, but I thought it was normal

I shower every school day, but on weekends I feel like a pig in the mud

Same here bro

Same here, but I go to college twice a week.
So...

Same here. Actually it's not a good idea to shower every day. That removes bacteria and dead skin that your body should really keep.

Thank you. Especially since I have eczema, showers really dry out my skin.

I think only in countries like America do people make such a big deal out of it.

America is also a country that obsesses about circumcision because they think it's quote "cleaner". Well if we take so many showers here, why worry about it? Seriously!

I'm from america and from what I see here, it's just a flimsy excuse to continue the Jewish tradition of circumcision.

It's a little like the excuse, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned" or at least as petty.

Uncircumcised penis's are dirtier because its just like a bellybutton, it collects little particles like lint, dirt, and "sweat dirt" because it has a "pocket" like shape around the penis.

Keep believing that bro, I am uncircumcised and it is literally like your fingernails. Treat them with abandon and they'll get dirty, otherwise you literally have nothing to worry about

Exactly! You wouldn't remove the tips of your fingers to avoid getting dirt under your fingernails would you? It doesn't make any damn sense!

Okay whats the difference between a fingernail and a bellybutton? people don't pick at there bellybutton as much as there fingernails. i used the same analogy because your fingernail would still act as a "pocket" like "device" or whatever you want to call it, so there's no difference so don't act like i'm wrong.

Sorry that I displeased. You anon. My life goal was only to make you proud. Go fuck yourself.

Those theories have been disproven. Your chances may be a fraction of a percent higher but being circumcised does NOT make you any less likely to contract or pass on a disease. That's what condoms are for. They will cut those chances in half. It's not necessary to hack off a piece of yourself or your child. Especially your child.

While I don't understand why I'm getting thumbed down for things I've read on medical websites, I will try to back up what I said. First of all, I'm not here to convince someone to do something they don't want to do. I live life generally in a "i don't give a fuck about anyone else and what they do to themselves" kind of fashion.

Moving on, what I meant by the cervical cancer thing was the human papilloma virus. It tends to live under the foreskin and on top of the foreskin. By cutting the foreskin, you halve the chance to have a HPV culture thrive. If you don't believe that this disease can cause cervical cancer, I can show you some facts about it.

Second, from the women I ask, its aesthetically more pleasing. They prefer a circumcised penis to an uncircumcised one because of the chance of diseases etc. Don't say "wash it and its all ok!" because if the person who wrote the main comment said he showers once every 3 days and the first reply to him was someone agreeing, you can make sure they aren't keeping a clean foreskin.

Just by imagining the penis being there for 2-3 days just unwashed and rubbing against sweaty and dirty underwear through constant wear and tear, its hard to imagine what would thrive under that environment.

Again, these are my points of views and I see no reason why I got the negative thumbs just for stating what I see being written everywhere ;p Have a great day matttboyagain <3

Most of the weekend i have an erection, so I'm sure I'm fine, and if my penis is okay for lefty that's all that matters
Yoda+Lefty=<3

i shower every 2-3 days, when i start to smell like sweat or when my hair gets greasy. Also, i wash my penis before sexual acts.. i hope my partner washes her/his private parts too. sweaty and dirty underwear is always a problem, not just when uncurcumsiced, i doubt ballsweat could find it's way through my foreskin. (i'm more concerned about remenants of urine etc)

i highly doubt chances for getting HIV would be higher when uncurcumsiced..

for aesthetics.. i haven't had a girl complain yet, also, the foreskin is usually held back when receiving fellatio and it creates more friction, which i sorely need (not because it's less sensitive, i just have a hard time getting off)

but i'd like more info if you can find it..

If you want more info, I got all the info you can handle. First of all, you definitely have more sensitivity than any circumcised guy. The foreskin is what keeps the penis sensitive. Without it, the glans (or head) dries out and gets irritated resulting in a loss of sensitivity, making sex way less pleasurable.

You're not filthy. It's better for your hair. If you wash your hair every day it strips it of natural oils that keep it healthy. Don't feel bad. I used to take a shower every day and my hair, to make up for the loss of oils, would get super oily over night. I would also get split ends constantly. Now that I'm out of school I take a shower every other day or every 2 days. My hair is a lot healthier now.

There's been a huge ass wasp in my washroom and I've been to afraid to take a shower so I've missed a few days

i just see beta males

what?

i used to shower at night because then i didnt get my bed filthy with all the dirt and allergens on my body that i'd accumulated during the day. now i just shower right before i leave the house, whenever that may be

Me too!


I never leave the house

how do people take morning showers? i'd lose an hour of sleep if i did that.

I shower at night because I have to get up at 5 AM for my construction job. I do not have the time nor the energy to shower in the morning.

in kazahstan we dont have showers!

I shower at night, it takes too long to do my hair if i have a shower in the morning.

I don't always. If you have a shower the night before and sleep in a clean, cool bed then there's nothing wrong.

Yeah,it's better to do it in the morning,you know,you wake up with a boner and run to fap in the shower,you end up with your dick clean and nobody finds out!

my hair gets "poofy" if i take a shower in the morning so i take one at night so it looks good

i used to shower in the morning before i went to school but now i attend an online school... so i really only shower before i go out (which isnt often)

Lets look at it this way, you take a shower in the morning, its a boiling hot day, you go out with mates and work up a huge sweat, negating your shower, you need to have another shower

I do fucker. I take showers the night before. That way I won't pass out in the shower from being so tired.

there is no better example for notsureiftrollingorstupid.jpg but if stupid. welcome to funnyjunk, where people can joke at others expense without legitimately hating them. the commentor was just joking around. its not like he was actually making the judgement that op was a bad person.

Why would a nigger need to shower?

After that try turning off the door...

Don't forget to zip your teeth before you leave home

And brush your pants. Wait...

He might be foreign, I have many portuguese friends that say "closing the light" and "close the tap"

tried this with a friend before
>can you tell me your name again?
>you don't know my name?
>no I meant your last name...
>will do you know my first name?
>yes...
>what is it?

for my bad luck all I could remember was his last name.....

>you don't know my name?
> ofc I don't
> well... my name's Derp
>no, dude. I meant your last name :D
>Oh, haha. It's Herpinson

Everything went better than expected.. :D

What if you went, "Your first name." and when they tell you say, "Sorry, meant last name. Brain went blank."

Bitch please, Alphas don't get in a corner, Alphas stand in the front of the room and tell you to get in the corner.

Fuck..

Still trips

inb4 top comment

uifilms rolled this comment... on this post... What a coincidence.
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:I What is going on there '3' ???

thank you kind sir

or add extra spaces

extra spaces won't help the word count though. for a page requirement, extra spaces would work.

thats what i meant

right oh, carry on then kind sir

i'll just leave this here

Oh the origin's, I will never be able to watch that scene without your comment playing in my head.