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You know
You know what' s sweeter. than the
93106 from not
having any fucking kids.
93106 from not
having any fucking kids.
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ilynchnigs (05/28/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #10083 at Slice of Life thread II ** should've gone like this...
you know what's sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter?
their screams
you know what's sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter?
their screams
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pineappletime (05/28/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
before it fully loaded I said "the taste of a child's blood".
#60
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DroyLinker (05/28/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Last summer I was in an internet cafe in South Korea and as you probably know they are a huge Gaming nation. These group of like six 7 year olds were playing an FPS. I sat down and checked my email/facebook/youtube.
The fuckers yelled at the top of their lungs every time one of them died. By yell I mean swear using the same word about 13 times. I came over and told them to shut up and watch their mouths. They all stared and nodded ( I am a big mother fucking korean, 5'11 215 lbs). about 2 minutes 30 seconds later they resume their name calling shit fest. I get fed up and call them out, and say if their mom's know they talk like that. One of them said "fuck my parents they are stupid." I got pissed off at these spoiled little shits and move to another room. (the mother fucking smoking-aloud room that I try to avoid because 2nd hand smoke is fucking gross).
About half an hour later I saw all of them but two of them get up and leave. The other 2 continue playing games and after about 20 minutes they proceed to pack up their headphones and get up to leave. Idea pops into my head. It's late at night, raining a little, and I have a dark hoodie. I Follow them from afar when they walk into an underground tunnel to the next section of the city. we reach the end of the tunnel and walk about 200 feet when one of them says bye to the other and heads on another street. I follow the one that I recognized that was louder and constantly stamped his shoes on the ground when he got mad.
The fuckers yelled at the top of their lungs every time one of them died. By yell I mean swear using the same word about 13 times. I came over and told them to shut up and watch their mouths. They all stared and nodded ( I am a big mother fucking korean, 5'11 215 lbs). about 2 minutes 30 seconds later they resume their name calling shit fest. I get fed up and call them out, and say if their mom's know they talk like that. One of them said "fuck my parents they are stupid." I got pissed off at these spoiled little shits and move to another room. (the mother fucking smoking-aloud room that I try to avoid because 2nd hand smoke is fucking gross).
About half an hour later I saw all of them but two of them get up and leave. The other 2 continue playing games and after about 20 minutes they proceed to pack up their headphones and get up to leave. Idea pops into my head. It's late at night, raining a little, and I have a dark hoodie. I Follow them from afar when they walk into an underground tunnel to the next section of the city. we reach the end of the tunnel and walk about 200 feet when one of them says bye to the other and heads on another street. I follow the one that I recognized that was louder and constantly stamped his shoes on the ground when he got mad.
#43
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MadCon (05/28/2012) [+]
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well, if you don't want to hear kids fucking, that's your loss
#64
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severepwner (05/28/2012) [-] >Me in 8th grade
>we're in the library doing whatever
>right next to playground
>screaming like genocide
>I ask teacher "Is that normal?"
>she says yes
>we leave the library
>see like 5 3rd graders beating the living shit of of two younger kids
>mfw when I just watch
>we're in the library doing whatever
>right next to playground
>screaming like genocide
>I ask teacher "Is that normal?"
>she says yes
>we leave the library
>see like 5 3rd graders beating the living shit of of two younger kids
>mfw when I just watch
#32
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FuNuTs (05/28/2012) [-] Yes, not having any fucking kids is nice. Than again not having kids that don't fuck is nice too.
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protesthehero **User deleted account** (05/28/2012) [+]
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You're driving home late at night
You're in the middle of no where and have no mobile/cell phone signal
Your car brakes down
Luckily you can see a big house just down the road
You go to ask to use their phone to call the breakdown company
You're about to knock on the door when you see the door is slightly ajar
You knock anyways, no answer
You walk in and shout "Hello?.. anyone here?.. my car broke down, i need to use a phone"
No reply but you can see the phone down the end of the hall
You walkover to quickly use the phone anyway
As you're walking to the phone you think you hear a noise upstairs
You stop to listen... but silence
Then the front door slowly creaks as it closes behind you
Silence for another 2 or 3 seconds
You stand still, look around, quiet, alert
Then you hear the sound of a babys laughter echo through the house
Now a babys laughter then would in no way be sweet, but possibly the scariest shit possible. All about the time and the place.
You're in the middle of no where and have no mobile/cell phone signal
Your car brakes down
Luckily you can see a big house just down the road
You go to ask to use their phone to call the breakdown company
You're about to knock on the door when you see the door is slightly ajar
You knock anyways, no answer
You walk in and shout "Hello?.. anyone here?.. my car broke down, i need to use a phone"
No reply but you can see the phone down the end of the hall
You walkover to quickly use the phone anyway
As you're walking to the phone you think you hear a noise upstairs
You stop to listen... but silence
Then the front door slowly creaks as it closes behind you
Silence for another 2 or 3 seconds
You stand still, look around, quiet, alert
Then you hear the sound of a babys laughter echo through the house
Now a babys laughter then would in no way be sweet, but possibly the scariest shit possible. All about the time and the place.
#59
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stampaho (05/28/2012) [-] What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
mmm dark humor
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
mmm dark humor
#54
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crimsonmerc (05/28/2012) [-] You know what, I'm sorry. I have to comment again. This picture is the best thing I've ever seen on funnyjunk. xD I'm sorry if people get pissed about that, But I cannot get over how much this fits me and makes me so happy to read. I would thumb this endlessly if I could.
