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Random jokes (so bad they're funny)

Whatis green and has wheels?
Grass (I lied about the wheels)
Why did the men key fall out ofthe tree?
It was dead
Knock knock
Who' s there?
An interrupting cow
2 blondes walk inter building-. yeu’ d thinking would have seen it
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn' t find
any
2 elephants walk off a cliff... BEGIN BOC) lall.
So there are these 2 muffins in an e'en.
The/ re both sitting, just getting baked.
And ene ofthem yells "God Damn, it' s hot in here?’
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffing"
in a tank
1 says to the other 'How do you drive this thing?'
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blankfrog and
wrote, "Woof, Woof. Woof. Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof"
The clerk examined the papering the dog: "There are
only nine words here. You could send another' Woof' for the same
price."
But," the dog replied, "That would make no sense at ''
Why ca n' t Steven drive a ca r?
Because Steven is a rock
What do you call a boomerang that doesn' t come back?
Astisk
What' strewn and sticky?
Astisk
Why did the girl fall off the swings?
She had arms
Why did the boy fall off the swings?
Because he got hit bya fridge
AND MY FAVOR RITE
What do yeu call a black man airplane?
A pilot you racist basturds
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Submitted: 04/19/2010
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User avatar #1 - andrewmartel (04/19/2010) [-]
I love the boy on the swing one. Just picturing little Timmy swinging life away...then all you hear is *whissssssstle* BOOM...a fridge to the face!
User avatar #3 - LucasDominucas (05/04/2010) [-]
awesome jokes i actually laughed to these unlike half of the stuff on fj
#2 - fefe (04/19/2010) [-]
Hah, these are awesome.
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