Best 4chan pickup lines

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#2 - Titanasgr (05/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Just kidding, there was no candy in the van. Only duck tape.

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#4 to #2 - prinzvegeta (05/26/2012) [-]

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#3 to #2 - hardtuner ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]

*duct.

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#5 to #3 - mrmcdubley (05/26/2012) [-]

Suprisingly, duck tape is a brand of duct tape.

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#6 to #5 - hardtuner ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]

O.o ok, i am silent...

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#51 to #6 - danielthedims (05/26/2012) [-]

In addition; The proper name IS actually Duck Tape. It was invented under WWII (Of what i remember), and was used to seal crates, and stuff like that because it had to be carried over rivers and creeks. The army named it "Duck Tape" because it was waterproof from the outside, like a ducks feather coating.

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#62 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (05/27/2012) [-]

It was used in WWII, but it was created for sealing ducts. That is why it was made water proof, and called duct tape

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#63 to #62 - lordmoldywart (05/27/2012) [-]

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#29 to #3 - biggieboy (05/26/2012) [-]

Did you know that it was originally called "duck tape", because of its waterproof properties? It was used to seal off ammo crates. Afterwards the army used it for all kinds of purposes, including taping ducts together. From then on, people called it duct tape.

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#31 to #29 - hardtuner ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]

thx for the useless information, i can use this to annoy my friends.

btw, i really appreciate it.

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#12 - mcwachner (05/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Anatomy of a Wasp ** MFW I'm bigger than my girlfriend

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#17 to #12 - mcwachner (05/26/2012) [-]

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#33 to #17 - bronan (05/26/2012) [-]

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the fucking phone. This rage face is being used correctly?

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#36 to #33 - AnonymousWraith (05/26/2012) [-]

that isn't a rage face, it's just a meme.

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#38 to #36 - bronan (05/26/2012) [-]

What's the difference.

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#42 to #38 - AnonymousWraith (05/26/2012) [-]

A "rage face", good sir or ma'am, is/are memes themselves. However, there are several sub-memes in which all of the rage faces under the most well-known ones are considered rage faces which are then considered memes. That one that says "FFFFFFUUUUUU" is a rage face. As well as "Everything went better than expected." Memes that have resemlance to those are known as Rage Faces. Whereas other memes such as "Sexy Face" or "Pedobear" do not belong in the Rage Face family.

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#43 to #42 - bronan (05/26/2012) [-]

So basically there's no difference and people are just having shit fits about it.

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#20 - dickwhiskey (05/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)

My favorite

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#35 to #20 - LinkinParkFan (05/26/2012) [-]

I rather fancy this one :3

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#39 to #35 - dafunkad ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]

meh

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#41 to #39 - LinkinParkFan (05/26/2012) [-]

Thumb for you this made my day! :)

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#91 to #35 - loopz (05/27/2012) [-]

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#50 - loopz (05/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)

4chan I...

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#81 to #50 - jamath (05/27/2012) [-]

loopz i...

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#84 to #81 - loopz (05/27/2012) [-]

Well played, very well played...

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#86 to #50 - madeaccountfornsfw (05/27/2012) [-]

Can someone explain the source of the "_______, I" meme, or link me to a source

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#88 to #86 - loopz (05/27/2012) [-]

Here you go, all the info you need:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/handsome-face. ^_^
<- gif unrelated

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#89 to #88 - loopz (05/27/2012) [-]

Something is wrong with the link (at least for me). Just search handsome face meme.

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#65 to #50 - mofalcon (05/27/2012) [-]

new meme is the best meme, short of spiderman.

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#66 to #50 - elitetroll (05/27/2012) [-]

Sweet! Is that a Facebook mee-mee?

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#56 to #50 - N. Korean citizen (05/27/2012) [-]

No. Gtfo.

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#28 - N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [-]

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#60 - jinnledet (05/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

<mfw i see her naked

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#92 to #60 - mcrazyjno (05/27/2012) [-]

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#75 to #60 - cocacolamachine (05/27/2012) [-]

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#24 - alexjack (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I'm new here and i have a question, why people call 4chan /b/?

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#26 to #24 - fuckyourflamingos (05/26/2012) [-]

4chan is a website with many different boards, /b/ is the board for random, miscellaneous, etc., so it is the source for most of the disturbing and/or funny things we see.

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#32 - Casman (05/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Is it summer already?

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#49 to #32 - spankmaster (05/26/2012) [-]

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#23 - essaressa (05/26/2012) [-]

my preferred method

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#19 - iseeyouthar **User deleted account** (05/26/2012) [-]

lol wat

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#25 - themastertroller (05/26/2012) [-]

**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Real life South Park ** what i would do

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#64 - davemill (05/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#71 to #64 - spidermanisagod (05/27/2012) [-]

4chan thread?

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#83 to #71 - mynameisderp **User deleted account** (05/27/2012) [-]

Looks more like /k/

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#85 to #83 - spidermanisagod (05/27/2012) [-]

FUCK THE RULES! Besides, im over on brony thread now, THEY HAVE FUCKING PARTY GOING ON!

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#87 to #64 - N. Korean citizen (05/27/2012) [-]

Oh Doctor...

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#27 - Medication ONLINE (05/26/2012) [-]

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#77 - kotos (05/27/2012) [-]

Would you like to see my talismans?

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#76 - cocacolamachine (05/27/2012) [-]

the girl irl

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#61 - manirock (05/27/2012) [-]

This is surprisingly mild for 4chan

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#34 - lolmasterx (05/26/2012) [-]

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#13 - waffleofdoom (05/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

mfw I'm bigger then my girlfriend

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#79 - Kushmonster (05/27/2012) [-]

that's a sexy ass poem

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#67 - tonybony (05/27/2012) [-]

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place so I can treat you like my pinkie toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in my house?

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