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#359 - tonybony (05/27/2012) [-]
Does anyone else realize that the reason girls go for douchebags is because they are confident? If a girl laughs at all your jokes and puts you in the friendzone it's probably not because you're ugly or physically unattractive in any way,It's probably because your personality makes you come off as weak and and not able to take care of her the way she needs to be. A douchebag may treat a girl like **** , but she'll feel safe and taken care of by being with him.
tl'dr Act confident and you'll get girls.
User avatar #407 to #359 - Sethorein (05/27/2012) [-]
...that or the whole "I'll fix him!" complex o.O
#409 to #407 - tonybony (05/27/2012) [-]
I feel that usually applies to **** heads like heavy drug addicts or emotionally damaged guys. I'm sure that some girls do have that complex towards douchebags and assholes too though.
User avatar #415 to #409 - Sethorein (05/27/2012) [-]
so... ******* many... Listen, I'm a proud guy friend who takes the roll of a gay person for all the girls I hang out with... and I swear to god... It's like theres a button in their head that clicks every time some confident muscle bound guy walks by. Doesn't matter what he says, he instantly gets the skeleton key to their pants... and I'm the guy who has to buy the god damn ice cream 3 weeks later -_-"

Note to the world. Being a guy friend is only fun when they have decent guys. DON'T LET THEM CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES.
#416 to #415 - tonybony (05/27/2012) [-]
I think that final line goes for all women on all major decisions
User avatar #418 to #416 - Sethorein (05/27/2012) [-]
except Wedding stuff... god damn it's like they train their whole lives for that stuff o.O
#419 to #418 - tonybony (05/27/2012) [-]
I don't know man. I think there should still be a gay man supervising.
User avatar #420 to #419 - Sethorein (05/27/2012) [-]
true... o.O
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