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#167 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
>asked out a girl
>friendzoned
>tried asking out a different girl
>friendzoned
>repeat 6 times
>all friendzoned
>realized I was asking out people I didn't know very well
>came to the conclusion that I was basing my attraction to girls on looks alone for the longest time

>epiphany, motherfuckers
>asked out one of my best female friends, with whom I had already shared many great memories as friends. I hadn't thought of her as anything more than a friend for two years because I was too focused on hot girls that weren't interested in me
>she says yes, tells me she's liked me for at least a year but was afraid to say so


and that's how you get women
#369 to #167 - hoifoichoi (05/27/2012) [-]
too bad I have no female friends
User avatar #229 to #167 - trappedtime (05/26/2012) [-]
That's how Sarah and I happened :P
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User avatar #214 to #212 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
if you're referring to my story, then no, she wasn't ugly as fuck; if you're referring to your own life, then that's your own problem.

Your comment was fucking shallow.
#191 to #167 - LinkinParkFan (05/26/2012) [-]
I love you sir, You are the hero us friend zoned deserve :)
I love you sir, You are the hero us friend zoned deserve :)
#184 to #167 - screwyouman (05/26/2012) [-]
He is a god among us people whom are trapped in the friend-zone
#181 to #167 - titansfj (05/26/2012) [-]
What if you don't have any female friends...
User avatar #192 to #181 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
make some. Just be nice, and try not to think of girls as potential dates, but rather as friends. Girls like confidence but a lot of them find forwardness very creepy.
User avatar #176 to #167 - micronoo (05/26/2012) [-]
in my experience it seems to have worked the complete opposite way
> liked a girl for 5 years
> we were very close
>friendzoned
> managed to get out of friend zone
> cock blocked by close friend
> re- friend zoned
> she decides to start hating me because cock-blocking friend told her i was smoking weed and i had tried acid
> gave up with her
> asked out a girl i had known for 3 days, she said yes
#193 to #176 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
just because the girl you've known for three days is willing to date a guy she barely knows doesn't make her a great girlfriend. I've been down that path in the path, in my case she turned out to be a whore.
User avatar #194 to #193 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
*path in the past

goddamn typos...
User avatar #180 to #176 - illegalartist (05/26/2012) [-]
ya its the opposite for me too
User avatar #175 to #167 - jigglepuff (05/26/2012) [-]
that feel right there, i know it
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User avatar #195 to #174 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
shit happens. But if someone stops being friends with you because of your feelings for them then they're not very good friends at all. One of my aforementioned friendzones ended up being a great friend of mine a few months after I asked her out. We put my awkward date proposal behind us and I've moved on.
#171 to #167 - microbrony (05/26/2012) [-]
A true hero among singles this guy.
A true hero among singles this guy.
User avatar #374 to #171 - roadhous (05/27/2012) [-]
>be me, somewhat atractive swim team member in high school
>nice christian girl that i've known for 2 years
>she doesn't really talk to a lot of people but still pretty
>prom is coming up
>realize I like her and ask her to prom
>already taken by good friend of mine
>finally had enough balls to say something and ruined it all for nothing
>probably the only gerl left that wasn't a stuck up bitch
User avatar #398 to #374 - microbrony (05/27/2012) [-]
ouch.
#170 to #167 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
I only regret that I have but one Green thumb to give to this comment.
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