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#167 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
>asked out a girl
>friendzoned
>tried asking out a different girl
>friendzoned
>repeat 6 times
>all friendzoned
>realized I was asking out people I didn't know very well
>came to the conclusion that I was basing my attraction to girls on looks alone for the longest time

>epiphany, *************
>asked out one of my best female friends, with whom I had already shared many great memories as friends. I hadn't thought of her as anything more than a friend for two years because I was too focused on hot girls that weren't interested in me
>she says yes, tells me she's liked me for at least a year but was afraid to say so


and that's how you get women
#369 to #167 - hoifoichoi (05/27/2012) [-]
too bad I have no female friends
User avatar #229 to #167 - trappedtime (05/26/2012) [-]
That's how Sarah and I happened :P
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User avatar #214 to #212 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
if you're referring to my story, then no, she wasn't ugly as **** ; if you're referring to your own life, then that's your own problem.

Your comment was ******* shallow.
#191 to #167 - LinkinParkFan (05/26/2012) [-]
I love you sir, You are the hero us friend zoned deserve :)
I love you sir, You are the hero us friend zoned deserve :)
#184 to #167 - screwyouman (05/26/2012) [-]
He is a god among us people whom are trapped in the friend-zone
#181 to #167 - titansfj (05/26/2012) [-]
What if you don't have any female friends...
User avatar #192 to #181 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
make some. Just be nice, and try not to think of girls as potential dates, but rather as friends. Girls like confidence but a lot of them find forwardness very creepy.
User avatar #176 to #167 - micronoo (05/26/2012) [-]
in my experience it seems to have worked the complete opposite way
> liked a girl for 5 years
> we were very close
>friendzoned
> managed to get out of friend zone
> cock blocked by close friend
> re- friend zoned
> she decides to start hating me because cock-blocking friend told her i was smoking weed and i had tried acid
> gave up with her
> asked out a girl i had known for 3 days, she said yes
#193 to #176 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
just because the girl you've known for three days is willing to date a guy she barely knows doesn't make her a great girlfriend. I've been down that path in the path, in my case she turned out to be a whore.
User avatar #194 to #193 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
*path in the past

goddamn typos...
User avatar #180 to #176 - illegalartist (05/26/2012) [-]
ya its the opposite for me too
User avatar #175 to #167 - jigglepuff (05/26/2012) [-]
that feel right there, i know it
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#174 to #167 - deltabtu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195 to #174 - boredomavenger (05/26/2012) [-]
**** happens. But if someone stops being friends with you because of your feelings for them then they're not very good friends at all. One of my aforementioned friendzones ended up being a great friend of mine a few months after I asked her out. We put my awkward date proposal behind us and I've moved on.
#171 to #167 - microbrony (05/26/2012) [-]
A true hero among singles this guy.
A true hero among singles this guy.
User avatar #374 to #171 - roadhous (05/27/2012) [-]
>be me, somewhat atractive swim team member in high school
>nice christian girl that i've known for 2 years
>she doesn't really talk to a lot of people but still pretty
>prom is coming up
>realize I like her and ask her to prom
>already taken by good friend of mine
>finally had enough balls to say something and ruined it all for nothing
>probably the only gerl left that wasn't a stuck up bitch
User avatar #398 to #374 - microbrony (05/27/2012) [-]
ouch.
#170 to #167 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
I only regret that I have but one Green thumb to give to this comment.
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