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The Clifford Hoyt Experience
Tags: Car Accident
Clifford Hoyt, age St, sundered serious
injuries in an automobile accident in 1999.
After he regained consciousness, he told a
terrified nurse that he had died and visited
Hell. He expounded on the tortures and
anguish he experienced in frightening
detail. He treatement
and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’ s neighbors
complained to their landlord that strange
music was playing in his apartment at all
hours of the night. Upon investigating, the
building 's owner found Clifford in this
condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid
and protested when the landlord attempted
to eall the police. Concerned for the damage
done to his property, he took photographs
of the apartment, the image above
is an example. He left and contacted Mr.
H byt' s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that . Hell
were still trying to capture him. He
explained that his body would burn
incessantly unless he played music to suare
the demons away. He would only leave the
house for short periods of time to get
minimal supplies, including large bloaks of
we to soothe the burning he felt as he tried
injuries in an automobile accident in 1999.
After he regained consciousness, he told a
terrified nurse that he had died and visited
Hell. He expounded on the tortures and
anguish he experienced in frightening
detail. He treatement
and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’ s neighbors
complained to their landlord that strange
music was playing in his apartment at all
hours of the night. Upon investigating, the
building 's owner found Clifford in this
condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid
and protested when the landlord attempted
to eall the police. Concerned for the damage
done to his property, he took photographs
of the apartment, the image above
is an example. He left and contacted Mr.
H byt' s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that . Hell
were still trying to capture him. He
explained that his body would burn
incessantly unless he played music to suare
the demons away. He would only leave the
house for short periods of time to get
minimal supplies, including large bloaks of
we to soothe the burning he felt as he tried
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filsoc **User deleted account** (05/25/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
If this happened in 1999, then why is there microKOG which was released in 2002?
#7
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poobandit **User deleted account** (05/26/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
that fucking irritating pre set loop on electric key boards
repelling demons since 1999
repelling demons since 1999
#167
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katsikis (05/26/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
here's the rest of the monologue
“Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep.
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
“Clifford Hoyt, age 31, suffered serious injuries in an automobile accident in 1999. After he regained consciousness, he told a terrified nurse that he had died and visited Hell. He expounded on the tortures and anguish he experienced in frightening detail. He refused psychological treatment and was released.
Several weeks later, Hoyt’s neighbors complained to their landlord that strange music was playing in his apartment at all hours of the night. Upon investigating, the building’s owner found Clifford in this condition. Mr. Hoyt was still quite lucid and protested when the landlord attempted to call the police. Concerned for the damage done to his property, he took photographs of the apartment, of which the image above is an example. He left and contacted Mr. Hoyt’s family, who contacted authorities.
Clifford claimed that demons from Hell were still trying to capture him. He explained that his body would burn incessantly unless he played music to scare the demons away. He would only leave the house for short periods of time to get minimal supplies, including large blocks of ice to soothe the burning he felt as he tried to sleep.
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
#2
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slantedvanity (05/25/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
(continued) to sleep.
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
Doctors attribute Clifford’s actions to brain damage suffered in the accident. He currently resides in a mental rehabilitation facility in Maryland.”
#192
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mynameisnightwolf (05/26/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Nope not true. That keyboard is a microKORG. The kind that was first made in 2002, yet the story puts it in 1999...
#161
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N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Thank you for morbid channel properly. All the whiny bastards in the comments saying how it's bullshit because you don't believe in God, shut up. Don't turn this into a religious post. It's supposed to be about scary. People asking where the funny is; this is morbid channel and the funny ain't supposed to be here. pic semirelated
#230
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shadowfox (05/26/2012) [-] Well.... This is extremely disturbing... The landlord taking pictures of a naked man spooning an ice block in his basement, not the whole psycho part.
#242
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N. Korean citizen (05/26/2012) [-] > tells nurse he was in hell
> explains torture and anguish
> is obviously batshit insane or braindamaged
> gets released from hospital, no questions asked
SEEMS LEGIT
>landlord comes in sees guy rolling in own shit, naked, clutching ice cube
>"hey bro i'm just gonna take some pics and be on my way. have a good one."
SEEMS LEGIT
> explains torture and anguish
> is obviously batshit insane or braindamaged
> gets released from hospital, no questions asked
SEEMS LEGIT
>landlord comes in sees guy rolling in own shit, naked, clutching ice cube
>"hey bro i'm just gonna take some pics and be on my way. have a good one."
SEEMS LEGIT
#73
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KungFuZerO (05/26/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Lets just say, for argument's sake, that any of this were true
Music can scare away demons? Actual demons who apparently have the power to traverse between the dimensions of hell and earth?
and ice bought at a convenience store is enough to calm the burning rage of hellfire?
seems legit.
Music can scare away demons? Actual demons who apparently have the power to traverse between the dimensions of hell and earth?
and ice bought at a convenience store is enough to calm the burning rage of hellfire?
seems legit.
#123
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SilentRaver (05/26/2012) [-] Would've made a good "still a better love story than twilight" if that joke hadn't been fingered and molested to shit. But oh well.
