Truly morbid

Which means you were never really born. You were just removed, like a cancerous growth. Fuckin' freak.

Alls well and good as long as there was no vagina touching

But you were still in your fathers balls.
And exited through the shaft.
And touched the top and everything.
And went inside your mothers vagina.
And later sucked on her boobies.

Have I traumatised you yet?

I always "hear" that GIF when I see it

Now you just sound like OP

the girl next to me started playing "i'm sexy and i know it" right when it says "wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah" and it works perfectly

lol I was a c-section too and this is fucking hilarious

Well, according to Macbeth, I wasn't born of woman. I was taken away from her.
And my dad left a few years ago.
Therefore, I am technically an orphan.
Fuck yeah, I'm a superhero.

I was a C-Section baby.
Apparently, my mom tried to get me out the normal way, but my head was too big, so when they cut me out, it was cone-sharped for about five hours.

Im a c section and what is this

But... i was a C-section

which means he can (and me, because i was a c-section too) kill macbeth.

as a c-section result, this is the best comment i've read in quite a while..

You must slay Macbeth.

He's right you know.

A Gif for your victory.

I actually was. Thank god.

Lesbianssssssss

I don't like seafood. ;D

you can have my dead friend's

That would be a truly impossible angle, my good man.

I would have had to have come out like a cheerleader.


No.

So was I. Doesn't make this any less true...

Oh god, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Me too bro, fuck the haters

I personally would never have a C-section if I had a choice because it's more painful during the thing and recovery time is a lot longer and painful.

But oh well I know you probably don't care about my opinions, sorry for wasting your time.

P.s I have no penis so are you mad?

well my mother had not choice...so, yeah...

this is real awkward

They said I was found strapped to a bomb rail on one of the fighters at an airforce base.

Was I supposed to be a weapon of mass destruction?

.....only on Tuesdays.

I WAS BORN ON A TUESDAY
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Depending on when you were born, it means you can have a birthday party on the same day as Mardi Gras...and possibly increase your chances for sex on said day.

Yes. Everyone is actually born a boy, girls just got plastic surgery afterwards.

Fuck yeah!