And now we wait... .. wow you're sad.... needing to get you date drunk before you can get laid..... And now we wait wow you're sad needing to get you date drunk before can laid
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #24 - leapinglizard
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wow you're sad.... needing to get you date drunk before you can get laid.....
#119 to #24 - morrisseyelise **User deleted account**
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User avatar #35 to #24 - formerlvtwoeight
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You seem to know a little too much on this topic.
#25 to #24 - baniggernom
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How does this refer to a date?
Or getting laid?
User avatar #26 to #25 - leapinglizard
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implying hes gonna **** the watermelon
User avatar #33 to #26 - anonymousattorney
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or that his date is black.
#34 to #33 - leapinglizard
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#90 to #33 - xxcerealbeastxx
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Nope if his date was black he would have poured in koolaid.
Nope if his date was black he would have poured in koolaid.
User avatar #329 to #90 - anonymousattorney
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hmmm...fair enough. His date has a black mother and a Russian father.
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#28 to #26 - baniggernom
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Ah, well you could have made that more clear, my apologies.
#29 to #28 - leapinglizard
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#30 to #29 - baniggernom
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#31 to #30 - leapinglizard
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**leapinglizard rolled a random image posted in comment #5266 at Social Board ** ok just wondering
User avatar #313 to #25 - schecterxgee
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I have one eyebrow.. and no chin .. haha love Ed Edd n Eddy
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#23 - ragingbrony
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Am I doing it right?
User avatar #27 to #23 - xcmxcmx
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cant tell if actually puking, or just bits of watermelon made to look like it
User avatar #254 to #27 - Fgner
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If you look closely you can see the bits of watermelon there as he takes his swig.
#59 to #27 - iamphoenix
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Looks like bits of watermelon.
#39 - anon id: 52129c40
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#66 to #39 - GeorgeTheHax
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Just clip your fingernails.
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#40 to #39 - gentlememe
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#78 to #49 - mrcollings
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User avatar #335 to #78 - ltpraptor
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Actually no. They grow back as regular skin/scar tissue.
User avatar #88 - kingbulbasaur
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I feel like the only non-drinker on FJ.. Not 'cause I'm all like "oh, alcohol's bad for you" or some ****. I just don't like consuming something if it doesn't taste good.
#128 to #88 - einhetvin
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How bout some mad chasers? orange juice or beer right after a shot makes it taste like either orange juice or beer. Oh and btw, some beers are quite delicious, might I suggest dark malty beer, if you dont like the bitter ones. Weeds also great.
How bout some mad chasers? orange juice or beer right after a shot makes it taste like either orange juice or beer. Oh and btw, some beers are quite delicious, might I suggest dark malty beer, if you dont like the bitter ones. Weeds also great.
User avatar #174 to #88 - artillerysmith
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Just curious, have you tried Jegermeister?
#101 to #88 - anon id: 3b2a7e21
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Start sipping on Scotch, Rum or Bourban. Most alcohol is an acquired taste and I find they are the easiest to get used to. Mix them with coke (do it yourself so you can find the perfect mix to get used to them) if you dont want straight stuff. Chances are if you dont like scotch, you'll probably enjoy bourban more. All alcohol is different (cheap stuff is obviously not a great drink for enjoying so try going a bit more expensive than the cheapest crap possible but dont buy the most expensive unless its for an occasional drink and not a party)

Im not much of a drinker but i find Pre-mixed Wild Turkey to be perfect, especially if you hate the taste of most alcohol. NEVER drink beer if you dont like alcohol because its horrible no matter what.

Just try basic stuff, dont over-do it. Dont suffer through alcohol if you find it horrible, mix it with something or try something else.
#154 to #101 - arneanka
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idonteven.jpg

You seriously recommend someone drinking bourbon or a fine whisky before they drink good beer?
#129 to #101 - anon id: e356b2c0
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why should someone have to work to like something they dont like in the first place? The reward is getting drunk? Theres no real reason to drink unless you like it, so if you dont like it, then dont ******* drink it... If anything, you're working towards a goal of just empty calories and carbs.
#181 to #129 - anon id: bcf4e633
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I appreciate that alcohol isn't exactly something you should aspire to drink, but your first point is ridiculous.

In my experience some of the best things in life come from teaching yourself to enjoy them. For example playing an instrument- you may hate it at first but give it time and you'll probably fall in love with it. A lot of people I know don't read, but they're missing out on some amazing stuff, and if they would just put in the effort to learn to enjoy it they might find themselves reading everyday because they want to.

The idea that we should only ever do things we want to prevents you from experiencing so many things. You get once chance at this life, and some of the best things take time to learn to enjoy.

Sorry, went a bit off track from the alcohol argument there...
#113 to #101 - anon id: 3701ddc6
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i'm sorry friend, but beer is delicious and sooooo much better than the harder varieties. as long as you stay away from frat-water you can never go wrong with beer. That being said jack daniels tennessee honey is fantastic if you absolutely have to have something of the harder variety
#158 to #113 - arneanka
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Agreed, however, a fine whisky (not the cheap stuff you'd find in most parts of the US) can be great!

I love systembolaget <3 The inventory they carry... amazing.
#131 to #88 - anon id: b4d569f7
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That's like saying "I don't eat food because I don't like the taste"
There are thousands of different varieties for alcoholic drinks, you clearly just haven't tried one that you like.
User avatar #136 to #88 - Kayberz
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try disaronno, tastes like dr. pepper imo
#165 to #88 - patagon
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well, it is fun to drink and there is probably some alcohol you like
User avatar #259 to #88 - Fgner
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I'm kind of in your boat. I have the acquired taste for it, but I don't drink often because I find so many other things way better tasting.
#317 to #88 - anon id: 1a542668
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"I feel like the only non-drinker"

Implying the 4021 12 year olds that come on this site drink.
#121 to #88 - krakarot
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I don't know what booze you get, but some of it tastes amazing.

Then again it is all opinion, so **** me and mine, I guess.
#125 to #88 - thamuz
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See,i was with you. Then,I found Pyat Ozer and Jack Daniels. I didnt really like alcohol because of the smell/taste,but now,I love it because those two are really smooth to me. You can also try to find like an extra dry Champagne or a smoother wine.
See,i was with you. Then,I found Pyat Ozer and Jack Daniels. I didnt really like alcohol because of the smell/taste,but now,I love it because those two are really smooth to me. You can also try to find like an extra dry Champagne or a smoother wine.
User avatar #134 to #88 - gespony
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what about cocktails, just some orange juice/passao/vodka and you don't even taste the alcohol if it's not to strong
User avatar #117 to #88 - amozi
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no you dont, i dont drink alcoholic beverages too
User avatar #89 to #88 - sjsharks
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im in the same boat as you
User avatar #95 to #89 - Aumoe
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yet ... vodka in watermellon ... possibly could taste good
User avatar #316 to #95 - frodr
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You dont even taste the vodka if you do it right.
#108 to #88 - robdabob
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don't drink you say? Impossible!
don't drink you say? Impossible!
#159 to #108 - turian
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User avatar #103 to #88 - fantomen
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>"I just don't like consuming something if it doesn't taste good."
That's my GF's excuse for not swallowing.
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User avatar #280 to #252 - himym
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ive always wondered if that really works
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#211 to #103 - bjartur
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hmm, I didn't know that your hand had a mouth, how fascinating
User avatar #109 to #103 - trollchildxy
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Response? Don't warn her and ask her to deep throat right as you nut.
#276 - crazytwozerosix
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the next day.....
the next day.....
#290 to #276 - anon id: b135758a
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What the bloody **** is that??
User avatar #302 to #276 - thice
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first laugh today, thank you
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#240 - helgenarin
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lez STEEL DIS ************ WATERMELON!
lez STEEL DIS ************ WATERMELON!
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#243 to #241 - Kierkegaard
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Nicely done.
#257 to #243 - satanicham
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