Neal the Raptard

tok /b/ m, going to tell you my own personnel bard story, the story of neal.
Elie in Sth grade
we in Al class {it' s like advanced shit for smart kids)
ifhe teachers decide it is a good idea tor us to spend a day with the tam kids because we were ahead of schedule
for the marking period
at had never seen a tad previous to this encounter, so I didn' t know what to expect
Walk into the tardhq
so seems to be a regular class room filled with ugly ass kids
Everybody is assigned their own personnel the to talk to
A get assigned neal
or walk up to the tam and say Hello i' m phil
haypil"
t-{ ins fluent word, "haypil' he says this whenever he is within thirty feet of me, and it becomes my only warning of the
inevitable oncoming shit storm
belt down and see he is cutting paper
soak him what he' s making
mmhhmm"
whata''
sahe tend starts to make this screeching sound, the only thing I can compare it to is the sound of a ‘Fucking raptor
on fat downy tard runs up to us ‘STE "
gets up and continues his raptard roar directly in her face
taro gees batshit. engages tare strength and Rips the entire table ever
meal not only continues his tare roar but moves closer to downy child
kid just starts screaming and tries to run for the door. forgets to open it and smashes into it head first
meal silences his mar, sits down and continues cutting the paper as if nothing had happened
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run in and retrieve Neal, and the downy child, they are both sent home
And that my friends is the first of my many stories of neal. just tel me it you want more
after our first faithful encounter I hadn' t seen Neal fer a while, so this story takes place about is months after my
previous story
see walking down the hall with friends to lunch
Stalking bout usual Sth grade shit, pokemon and what not
wear a faint yet memorable voice
haypil"
won' t answer, pretend I heard nothing due to the events of last time
anotehr the sound yet again, except this time it is directly in my ear
his had just appeared on my side, he had to be atleast thirty or so feet in the other direction previously
this speed will come into play in later encounters]
sways awkwardly to him "Hey Neal"
extends a bag of cheetas he had in his hand in my direction “wont sum?"
Erie thanks Neal"
Amy friend not knowing the kind of devastation Neal is capable of reaches over and grabs one of the cheetas out of
the bag without asking
looks up with pure malice
web fuck not again
Cont.
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that Cont.
my friend deliberately looking into his eyes
langage raptard roar
Tuttis one was in short bursts, it appears as if he has different roars for different situation
says ‘what' s wrong with him?"
eBay nothing, as I do not want to feel Heals wrath
Ffriend backs away as Neal approaches chewing the cheeto
Neal Lets out one last violent tard roar and hurls himself at my friend, knocking him over
side jams his hand into my friends mouth and removes the liquidy remnants of the cheeto while continuing his tard
roar directly in his face
up and eats hair eaten cheeto after silencing his rear
comes speeding down hallway and grabs Neal by the wrist to pull him back to tardhq
weaves at me '" not a single ounce of regret or any emotion for that matter in his eyes
pl wave at him in utter aw 'Bye Neal''
You guys want more?
that Part 3: Battle of the Tards
You see Neal mainly kept to him self, he did not like his tend kind. But he extremely dislike one tard name james, this is
the first of their battles that Isaw.
was in tth grade new
AI teacher is a very avid we supporter
are now going to help the tame out: once a week for the entire year
at enter the and see Neal in the comer
wasn' t grown an inch sense last year (tums out he will remain Co for his entire life}
we looks as if he is in total concentration reading a book
A walk up to Neal 'Hey bud whatcha reading"
me one of those toothy tam grins "haypil"
sat next to him and look at the book
stir. Seuss a cat in the hat
on skinny, tall tare walks over toward us
A could tell he was a dick from the first second I saw him
wut er w reding nile"
swatches book out of neils hand
cs'' Tis buk is fur babbys"
Neal gets up ''giv tit bac yam's'
2: -James holds it up above his head "tak '
rage is apparent, it is that of a thousand suns
meal sounds his raptard screech
owls is slightly different from his rear, it' s soul effect is to piss off other tards
Stup it nile tak yur dun: bud
2. -too late for that bud
continues to approach with his fist above his head as far as he can reach
continues, at this point Tammi is compromised, tards are going crazy
and shit is being thrown, one hard is crawled into a ball in a puddle of piss
we class is told to evacuate. I stay to watch imminent has
names is new clenching his ears for dear life
meal is finally within striking reach of james
ABEY throws his mighty fist down into james mats with the accumulative force of 1000
2: -James drops and begins to throw up on the "magic" carpet
Cont.
New cont. again
silences the screech, picks up the book james had stolen from him, and sits down to read it directly in james
puddle of
we looks up at me with that toothy grin as I just stare
wranglers bust in, one grabs me to bring me to safety, the others grab the debilitated james and Neal
meal screams after me "buymilk"
2: 1 just watch as he is hulled off to the principles office, not giving a single bit of resistance
rthat day was known as N day up until I left for the Newschool
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Neal part 3 [someone archive this shit please}
rate in End marking period new
had been suspended for James nuts
site' s back new
at have started to took forward to our days helping the tame just because of Neal
it' s not that day
we in art class
Treacher says we have a tard coming to our class from new on one the school has started new integration program
for tards
walks through the fucking door
cs' ayass this is Neal"
emetic Neal" we said in unison as I waved
Haypil'
Treacher lets him sit next to me cos he knows me
walks into class after him
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is introduced to class and is put at the some table as us just by luck
awe are starting water color painting right new
shoal decides he wants to paint an apple. cus that' s what I was painting
starts shit with us because he' s a dick
rur opals ink ilk shet'
ignores him because... well because he' s fuckin neal he doesn' t give a fuck
2: -James obviously angered by being ignored by me and Neal pours ail of his paint onto my painting
Don' t give a fuck, but Neal sure as hell did
raptard roar short burst mode [this is when I found out that short bursts means has about to wreck shit)
meal throws all his paint right into james eyes as the class looks on in horror
Cont.
fuck this Mod detection Stories of Neal cont,
Thames can' t see shit and Neal has not taken out skittles that I assume he had hid in the foreskin of his penis it found
out he' s uncircumcised in a later incident] and begins petting james with them
Me' s hurling these at mach s speeds into him
p. Jamais falls off of the stool he is sitting on and brings the girl sitting next to him along too
walks around the table, picks up the paint and slowly empties it onto both James and the girl (it is apparent
that Neal does not give have shits about civilian casualties)
roar has stopped
are all huddled into the comer aside from me, the two tards, and the poor girl caught in the mix
Theachers signals for tardwranglers waiting outside, James and Neal are picked up and taken from the classroom
sweet is in complete and utter peace while being carried away, he simply waves at me
o'' buypil"
And that was the and of the schools program after the gin who got wreckers parents attempted to sue
the school