>Was pregnant
>Said favourite position was 'the virgin'

Sure, she didn´t say she was a virgin, but she does imply being a nice prude girl, which she clearly is not. So the fact that she did not say the words "I´m a virgin" doesn´t have any relevance here.

You make me ashamed to be female. Please don't breed, you potato.

For some reason you seem like her equally retarded friend who tries to stick up for her.

you serious? she said "Oh mine, its called the virgin" if you think that she wasn't referring to herself as a virgin. Then that's like me saying "my favourite movie is Citizen Kane, even though I've never seen it."

What? That doesn't even make any sense!

No...... it doesn't lol

you give Stupidity a whole new level.

Side note, has anyone got a better version of that picture?

inb4 "lolololol i was trolling you all along!"

If not, please refer to WildRover's comments.

I'm not that much of an idiot. I stand by what I said. :p

ok.

............Oh my god. (gif = my reaction) SHE WAS PREGNANT ONCE, im not sure if you know how we reproduce. Seriously your parents should of had this talk with you. and there is no sex position called the virgin, she was referring herself as a good girl and that she is not a slut. and i honest dont know what the fuck you are on about talking about drinks. makes no sense. its like how you must of went to school at one stage of your life, but yet still uneducated.

He's saying the way she said that, you would infer it, and that she doesn't practice what she preaches...

what the fuck are you on about? dumb bitch be making no sense.

"Favorite sex position? Oh, mine." <--- Statement made to create the illusion that she would be a bit surprised by someone asking that.

"-standing there with your legs close shut-" <--- No relevance, just gave me a 'Did she reread this before posting' moment.

And, in short, you do sound like her equally air-headed and self-righteous friend defending her post.... so just shhh... and get back in the kitchen.

But I'm a terrible cook. D:

Didnt say you had to cook... you could always slam your head in the oven door... -shrug-

Cabinet? Microwave? Anything that you could have enough leverage to slam would work.

I don't think any of those would be able to do nearly as much damage as you're hoping it would if I'm the one doing it myself. That would be a very weird position I'd have to get into.

Just come over! We can have some peace tea and discussion current news with each other before you obliterate my brain for me. :D

It would be quite nice I think.

Never heard of peace tea, but a nice cup of oolong or jasmine would hit the spot. Do you take cream and honey in your tea?

Peace tea is amazing. They have a bunch of different flavors in a 23oz can for 99 cents. v.v Oolong is really good too, I actually haven't had that in a while. And nah, i don't take anything in my tea. :3

Gah! I must show you the error of your ways by introducing you to the amazingness that is Chai tea. :3

:o I have heard of this sacred tea, yet have not had the pleasure of it's taste.

It is an amazing delicious nectar of the gods! An unearthly combination of milk, honey, and spice that washes over your tastebuds in a flood of magnificence and sweetness that makes the drinker want to curl up in a nice comfy chair with a good movie or a favorite book, wrapped up in a blanket in front of a crackling fireplace with a cat curled up on your lap......

It's magical.

I just realized we went from talking about you smashing my head in, to the magic of a good cup of tea. Wtf internet.

Uncle Iroh strikes again.... X3

And, back to the killing. v.v I don't watch Avatar.

Props for knowing that's what it was from though? :D

your* .-.

OOH! I missed one!

"The NEXT right person to come along" <------- Explains itself.

I don't know if i've ever met anyone as retarded as you in my entire life.

LOOK, nobody is agreeing with you. you are wrong, get over it. its not our fault you make no fucking sense. How-fucking-stupid-are-you?

Just because people don't see eye to eye with me doesn't mean I lack any intelligence. I just see things differently.

No, you see things differently because you're stupid.

That's a wonderful way to look at the world. :D

how can she be a virgin if she used to be pregnant =S , u should have a beter look at the content

She never said she was a virgin. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

You just made me laugh more than anyone on here, so thumb for you.

It's like me saying. "My favorite sex position? Oh mine, it's called the 69" It's when you and your partner lay on each other in opposite directions and go down on the other.

someone says "aren't you a virgin?"

Me "yeah, soooooo?

You're taking it so far out of context it's ridiculous, yet hilarious at the same time.

Uhm, no coincence? I thumbed down the posts I didn't agree with. That's what it's there for incase you were unsure. :O

I see that she has shut the hell up. lol

Lol, I had to go take care of my fiances aunt, and came back to this shitstorm.

You can get pregnant just by having sex, only once. Just once. Or do you guys not realize this? I'm not sticking up for her, I'm just saying people are taking what she said waaaaay the fuck out of context. Holy damn red thumbs, I think this just made my day.

what are you trying to achieve here? you are on your own. everybody clearly thinks you are wrong and stupid.

If people always cared about what others thought, would anything ever really get done? :o I know everyone thinks that of me right now, I honestly don't even care. It's just giggles for me now. :3

If Hitler cared about what people thought then a lot of people would have lived and history would be changed.

Who knows where we'd be now. o.O

probably in a more advanced and better world. im sure that some of the gays, minorities, and jews that were killed could have had some ideas that would have advanced us further and faster.

I doubt there is nothing to be done, in your case. since you can't do or say anything right.

And you're gathering that just off of my opinion on one post, on Funnyjunk? Lol, that's pretty awesome. Please, tell me more about myself.

Earlier, no.

Now, most definitely. :3

Still doesn't prevent your stupidity. Just makes you bad at trolling.

I'm not even trying to troll you. I'm just legitimately having a laugh right now.

That's what trolling is dumbass. getting joys out of someone else expense. I ain't trolling, cause im getting giggles out off how much of an idiot you are.

Lol, sorry. Where I come from, trolls do a lot better shit than continuing on a dying conversation with people who don't give two fucks about it. So like I said, I'm not trying. I was just having a giggle at how the red thumbs came pouring down like semen from a hookers asshole. It's losing it's appeal now though. So this is probably gonna be my last post. :D I still feel smart, do you feel like you accomplished anything today?

"I still feel smart" oh fuck i lol'd