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I feel like a father whose child has been accepted to 80 different collages. Good job, Post. You've done well with your life.

I looked around, and found a Dictionary,
The word was..: Amputation...

I'm scared guys D:

"Mark looked at his mother in horror."

Swedish version of 1984, page 45, first sentence: 'Mycket troligt' = Very likely.

>Picks up book to left.
>Reads the front
>"Learn to play the guitar"
>Goes to page 45
Ahem. It reads;
Strum, count, strum! The cycle can be endlessly repeated (until you - or the neighbors - have had enough of it!).

"That's funny, for a second there you reminded me of my brother."
What the actual fuck?

"Bloody hell."

"It's good and tight" said uncle George.

"No, dumbass".

"If it doesn't work at first, change the batteries, wait five minutes, and try again"

"It hung off her arms and legs and butt like bread-dough on a stick" - Dolores Claiborne, Stephen King.

"-impossible elderly fat woman whose lodging house she lived in"

Excuse me, I'm going to cry under the covers for 6 hours while I contemplate where I went wrong in life.

"Night" by Elie Wiesel (depressing as fuck)

Pg. 45
"Take care of your son. He is very weak."

lol wut? o.O

'Cocain in Britain'

"your drill from Black & Decker can be used to screwing three, metal and plast."

wut, I'm gonna have an sick love life...

god take you manuals

"As was traditional in Sheba, all Balkis's personal slaves were women."
-Bartimaeus, The Ring of Solomon.