My TO DO list.

No offense intended OP, I just had too. It was too easy for me.

Also, what was it like working with Nicholas Cage in National Treasure?

Ok op..I'm a girl and tho i think you are indeed attractive...upon reading this I couldn't help but think that you were none other than a facebook whore in disguise..mfw i read through this entire post

Wow, this attention whore shit is getting annoying.

What bothers me about this is that if OP was an attractive female, you'd all be on your fucking knees saying she's hot, she's got nice tits, would bang, etc. And it would get even more thumbs.

But since OP is an attractive dude, everybody's pissed off and calling him an attention whore because they can't fap over his cleavage, and he probably has a higher chance of actually finding a girlfriend than you other desperate internet-dwellers. I thought this was some funny shit; better than those stupid butthurt posts about people getting likes on facebook pictures.

This actually had a punchline. It was well thought out, and it was OC, which everybody usually makes a huge fucking deal about. Give the dude a fucking break!

Am i the only one?

HEY LADIES IM CUTE TOO! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Your male beauty excites me.

here's the real reason OP doesn't have a gf/

I have on my twitchy rape face, OP. Rape is inevitable.

just had to

I already raped a creeper...

MFW everyone on funnyjunk is apparently gay..