Are you sure?

This man explained it perfectly

yes, i've seen a million JB posts and the only two i smiled was this one and the "don't take your girl to the basketball" one

link?

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3707579/Dead+horse+beating/

i cant argue against that.
its just truth.
on the internet!

It still does to me.

Its pretty much hard to say in public though, but it still does to me also.

that's funny, I remember when JB was what dyslexic hookers offered to give (nothing against jack black, just attempting comedy)

I was just thinking about that too..
btw: Rize of the Fenix is AWESOME! (new Tenacious D album)

The album's nice but I think it's too short...

I like it, but as you can see, there are also opposite opinions so I recommend to listen to songs from this album on youtube and then decide if buy it or not :)

in my opinion, roadie and rize of the fenix are the only good ones on there :$

MFW at 1:04 on 'Quantum Leap'

JK, as much as I disagree, you're allowed an opinion at least.

I won´t thumb you down, you have right on your own opinion. I like the new Tenacious D album, you don´t - that´s fine.
The only thing I´m not very pleased about this album is that almost every song is about Tenacious D and it begins to be a little bit annoying.

it's actually shit

Well..then I like this shit

well that's your personal opinion, but are you sure it's not just blind love for famous people?

I can´t say if it´s blind love or not - maybe it´s blind love for Tenacious D, maybe not. I just like this album and my personal opinion is that RotF is good album (maybe not "awesome" but still good)
We have different opinions and that´s fine, we don´t have to argue about that - after all, it´s nothing important :)

it kinda annoys me when people say I'm arguing when I just type 2 sentences

Well, maybe I used word "argue" wrong - after all, english isn´t my native language. I just don´t feel urge to defend my opinion on this album (I honestly don´t care if someone else like it too). That´s all.

>I made this joke on some other post long ago
>I get thumbed down
>you make this joke
>39 thumbs


also, now it's 40 thumbs

Some people are very wrong

You seem like the definition of an attention whore.

Stop plastering your ugly fucking face everywhere.

Some people are full of complete and utter bullshit

dio can you hear me i am lost and so alone.

i need a tight compardre who will teach me how to rock...

My father thinks you're evil, but man he can suck a cock

Rock is not the devils work, its magical and red

I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad...

i hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock

But to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock

Escape you fathers clutches, and this oppressive neighborhood

On a journey you must go, to find the land of hollywood...

in the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand

You will form a strong alliance, and the worlds most awesome band

WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WIT!!

I AM COMPLETE!!!

never before has there been such an apt roll

it's too bad OP never said he hated him..

It isn't a blind hate post, it's someone blatantly lieing and getting caught out, that's what's funny. It could be about anyone and still be funny, it just happens to be about Justin Bieber.

The fact that he was listening to Justin Beiber kinda means he tolerates his music as opposed to blind hate

The funny's in the fact that this user was a complete idiot

OP wasn't hating on him, the guy was just pointing out the stupidity of "beibersgirl4ever1"'s comment. And it turned out pretty funny, thus making front page.

You forgot the "1"

Looks like she hates him

My favorite JB song is I Feel Good.

Yeah, JB!

**redcookiemonster rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Time Lord Insults ** what id do to that dumb bitch -.-

not always. ever hear comedian Dan Cummins talk about compulsive liars? they're fun cuz if you ask them the right questions they'll weave an amazing story

On a completely unrelated note, how was your fishing trip?

oh it was fantastic. i caught 60 salmon!

What equipment did you use? Oh i catch em with my hands.

they jump out of the water and i just slap them onto the shore

Wait you said you caught 60? Didn't you say you were the for an hour, John? You caught one salmon a every sixty seconds?

yea. 60 an hour. one salmon every minute. its was like, jump, slap, jump, slap, jump, slap. i even got attacked by a bear. he wanted the salmon but i was just like o way bear. so i was slapping salmon with one hand and fighting the bear with they other. like slap, punch, slap, punch, slap, punch. then grab onto a bald eagle, and fly on home to victory.

hahahah i listen to him on "John Muilaney radio" on Pandora Radio

fucking YES!!! me too!!! omg, brofist sir. brofist.

You like john mulaney? haha i love the Salt n Pepper Diner you heard that one?

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WHOA-OH-OHOHOHOHOH!!!

ahahahah i did that same prank yesterday on a jukebox but i played "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash 7 times hahahha priceless

nice. have you heard his bit about Jerry Orbach's eyes? thats my favorite one by him

Nah i have only heard a few by Dan, i like Mulaney a lot tho haha i love the girl walking in the subway where he accidently chases her

lmao that one's good too. im a Domino's driver so i listen to a bunch of comedians on Pandora while im driving

Oh hah im only 14 but i listen to him while chillin on the weekends playing playstation or hangin out

14...im tryin to remember what i was doing when i was 14...uhhh...thats when i got my first cell phone. its also the year i humiliated myself by having a crush on the most popular girl in class...oh and it was the year Shrek 2 came out. i know that because i won a drawing and got free tickets to see it the night before it opened. and offered one of them to the popular girl. and got laughed at by the whole class. lmao

Haha niceeeeeee! So you are what like 22ish now?
Pic unrelated i just wanted to post it

21. i know im 21 because everybody keeps asking me if im excited to drink and shit. which is awkward because i dont drink lol

gattaca

First chance I can post this so I'm going to damn well do it.

ill just put this in my collection of creature gifs

you dont wanna play this game

yes

you made me do this

yeah well

Gassy batman likes where this is going...

well too bad cuz ...

Aww shit.

yup

this is what happened next

Oh wow, haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Anyways i think my work here is done.

Thanks for all the creature gifs

no problem

Nooo Seamus!