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#38 - heytheremister (05/24/2012) [-]
Translating the binary, it's the ******* letter "z".
#64 to #38 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
XD at your gif i wish i could shower you in 1011011010010110110110 thumbs
but instead ill give you one
#47 to #38 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
Well, technically binary doesn't convert to the alphabet... Now, if you converted it to decimal and then the ASCII value represented 'z'... that's different.
Just messing man, good job on the convert.
#60 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
the loading screen told me there was no cow level........ :(
#115 to #60 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
Da fuq!? That was the best level ever!
User avatar #119 to #60 - iwalkudie (05/24/2012) [-]
There is the pony level where you can get all your pony hate out. Takes forever to get the stuff for the staff.
User avatar #189 to #60 - Chuckaholic (05/24/2012) [-]
Because shooters haven't become war shooters now. They aren't even the same Genre, you're comparing an Arcade style game to a war game. Compare Goldeneye to modern shooters, better but much more similar, Also Battlefield maps aren't that linear I'd say, also Crysis.
#66 to #60 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
Anyone could list the good about one thing and the bad about the other and think they're right.

The good of modern games outweighs the good of outdated **** like Doom... You couldn't even look up and down on doom.
#70 to #66 - kraetyz (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes you could. PageUp and PageDown.
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#173 to #66 - iwastulisainthevid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#80 to #60 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
For one, MW2 is a war shooter, of course enemies aren't going to vary. Also, what type of boss battle would there be. If you compared to doom to halo, then their would be a variety of enemies. Honestly, that compare/contrast picture is BS. Im not saying i love COD, but that is picture is just exaggerating.
User avatar #188 to #68 - Chuckaholic (05/24/2012) [-]
>Map Design
>"Cutscene"

wut
User avatar #100 to #68 - blacktomcruise (05/24/2012) [-]
hahaha. so true
+87
#31 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - wolverinebamf (05/24/2012) [-]
I was so pissed off, but even if you could do offline, my comp doesn't have the requirements, and if it did I would still buy the game, even with this ******** DRM.
User avatar #41 to #31 - KillinTime ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
you can play single player but blizzard has admitted going in with a group is easier.

It's like saying "WoW is a single player game because I can play WoW without needing another person"

It's a singleplayer game with multiplayer elements. Although I will agree with you that there should be a localplay feature (I think the previous Diablo titles had it).
User avatar #71 to #41 - granate ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Did you just read it wrong or are you.. Stupid? He said that he couldn't PLAY THE GAME because the servers are down, for a supposedly SINGLEPLAYER game.
#83 to #71 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
It's a multiplayer game that can be played solo.

before you insult others maybe you should learn to read dumbass.
User avatar #84 to #83 - granate ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Yet Diablo 1 and 2 were singleplayer games. Silly anon, trying to disguise so his account doesn't get red thumbs.
#95 to #84 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
"Although I will agree with you that there should be a localplay feature (I think the previous Diablo titles had it)"

learn. to. read. dumbass.
User avatar #96 to #95 - granate ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I admit, I missed that part. But still, the rest wasn't OPs point.
User avatar #4 - timbittwo (05/24/2012) [-]
Personally, I find D&D to be much more entertaining than most modern games.
User avatar #67 to #4 - aysonator (05/24/2012) [-]
Same i love being DM just so i can **** with the players (only as much as i haveto or else the game stops being fun) and its just fun to see the story unfold.
User avatar #75 to #67 - timbittwo (05/24/2012) [-]
The DM I play with does that sometimes, he's alright though. I don't have to do any math or even calculate my rolls, he does that for me. Not saying I'm stupid or anything...

One time I was playing as a Gnome Priest and I had to tank because all the other players were pussies. Our warrior was saying he didn't want to go in first OOC all the time because he doesn't want to die. We've never invited him to play again.
Next time we play classic D&D I'm being a Sauren(Dinosaur Humanoid).
User avatar #76 to #75 - aysonator (05/24/2012) [-]
Saucey, i like playing cleric (or whatever the healing class is if im playing a diffrent roleplay) I think i just like power, i mean all the players have to listen to me when im DM and beg for my healing magic when im cleric, I just realised rolepay games are turning me into a monster. Why am i ok with this!
User avatar #77 to #76 - timbittwo (05/24/2012) [-]
It was probably the Internet that turned you into a monster. Have no fear.
#5 to #4 - iheartsemen (05/24/2012) [-]
Agreed. What class do you play?
User avatar #10 to #5 - timbittwo (05/24/2012) [-]
The way my friends and I play, you can make up your own class. I could be a purple flying hippopotamus that shoots lasers out of my eyes. One time we played where we were superheroes and some weird **** was going on around town. Have you ever tried playing BESM?
I do prefer the classic D&D though. If I remember correctly I played third or second edition.
I've never played the same class twice.
#27 to #4 - lordketchup (05/24/2012) [-]
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i like DnD but almost non of my friends like it
#6 to #4 - Drfish (05/24/2012) [-]
True that, there isnt anything else quite like the shinanigans you can concoct in a game of D and D. One time my blood soaked friend convinced an entire castle of bandits that the blood on him was from one of the captive girls' "first time" and then proceeded to have mead and sing with them...he rolled back to back 20's.
User avatar #50 to #6 - Nihatclodra (05/24/2012) [-]
I play a Half-elf Sorcerer that is essentially Arcane Incarnate. My entire party built a make-shift raft to go across a lake... but instead of taking the raft, I decided to try moon-walking across the water, carrying the Goliath Barbarian like a princess, and juggling rainbow fireballs with my tongue. I got 1/3 across the lake before I failed a roll! XD I ******* love D&D!
#194 to #50 - Drfish (05/25/2012) [-]
Thats ******* fantastic man, another time my friend was a rogue and stuck up on a deer in the woods and strangled it to death with its own intestines...i was a ranger lining up the shot, but no he had to do things his way.
User avatar #196 to #194 - Nihatclodra (05/25/2012) [-]
Chaos Bolt + Several skills, spells, and items to make your roll count as evens + Action point = Dead army of over 100 minions I was supposed to sneak past. Seriously, if anyone hates D&D: they have obviously not played it, or at least not played it with a good DM.
#197 to #196 - Drfish (05/26/2012) [-]
Agreed
Agreed
#135 - bronydash (05/24/2012) [-]
D&D is ******* awesome!
#147 to #135 - steelninja ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
DICE WANT
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#141 to #140 - bronydash (05/24/2012) [-]
lol, good one XD
#158 - mattandstuff (05/24/2012) [-]
how did diablo know i was having pizza bagels!
User avatar #13 - bazilball (05/24/2012) [-]
**bazilball rolls 66** first i rolled dubs
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User avatar #20 to #13 - bulletchin (05/24/2012) [-]
**bulletchin rolls 2** 1
User avatar #92 to #13 - pickledherring (05/24/2012) [-]
**pickledherring rolls 676,900,244** lets roll random numbers and say *something catchy* for thumbs!
User avatar #30 to #13 - portshadow **User deleted account** (05/24/2012) [-]
**portshadow rolls 32** 30
User avatar #93 to #13 - ghostrollerelite (05/24/2012) [-]
**ghostrollerelite rolls 69**
User avatar #14 to #13 - bazilball (05/24/2012) [-]
**bazilball rolls 6** then 7
User avatar #15 to #14 - bazilball (05/24/2012) [-]
**bazilball rolls 6** but then i ****** up
#55 to #15 - pistro (05/24/2012) [-]
You rolled so many six.   
In a Diablo post.
You rolled so many six.
In a Diablo post.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bazilball (05/24/2012) [-]
**bazilball rolls 0** moar 6s
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#144 - lcarnage (05/24/2012) [-]
I have a level 40 demon hunter on Act II Nightmare mode. I log on today and EVERYTHING was gone.

MFW.
#151 to #144 - kinnikinnik (05/24/2012) [-]
what a coincidence , just this morning i hacked this level 40 faggot hunter. seriously no one cares
User avatar #152 to #151 - lcarnage (05/24/2012) [-]
Oh of course you are the voice of the whole internet, I'm sorry I hadn't realised.
#168 to #151 - elunen (05/24/2012) [-]
ragin
ragin
#154 to #144 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2012) [-]
roaches? the witch doctor has become sentient.
#54 - LonelyCamel (05/24/2012) [-]
error 420
#98 to #54 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
that reminds me i have weed in my closet
#111 - dubickimus (05/24/2012) [-]
I love Diablo except
**** YOU BLIZZARD
> Because people pirate it you go an make us LOG IN to your SERVER to play SINGLE PLAYER. If i wanted to deal with your ******* servers i could play warcraft
> What you've done is make it more desirable to pirate the game, if I had done that then I could play it whenever I want
> And I could also name my character whatever the hell I want. It's a SINGLE PLAYER GAME and you try to censor me when I want my hero named " ******* the Penetrator" or something dumb like that
> all right, that doesn't do my maturity well but who the hell cares how mature I am. I'm Over seventeen and I BOUGHT YOUR ************* GAME. your welcome for my money.

anyway, that's just my little rant
#170 to #111 - noonecares (05/24/2012) [-]
I don't know why everyone complains about this. Requiring the internet is hardly an inconvenience and it saves Blizzard a bunch of money. The only way it affects paying customers apart from the errors the first couple days is that they have to spend 4 seconds every time they want to play.
Just think of the game as a multiplayer game with a huge single player component because that's what it is. When they have PvP, co-op, and AH, it's a multiplayer game. Also, censorship for IGNs is implemented in almost every single multiplayer game.
User avatar #126 to #111 - Silver Quantum (05/24/2012) [-]
well you've got a point (somewhat), but it's gonna be a a pretty big pain in the balls to make pirate servers for this game. and even if they do manage somehow to make a stable server, the game is going to be so buggy, that'll strip all of the enjoyment out of playing. besides, they would would have to remake those servers again and again and updated once blizzard gets a hold of them.
User avatar #121 to #111 - dubickimus (05/24/2012) [-]
I'm talking about the developers of Diablo for those confused
#82 - conorpadraic (05/24/2012) [-]
I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't played Diablo 1 or 2, and ignored Diablo 3 until release. A friend gave me a guest pass and I played it and really didn't enjoy it at all. I wish I liked it, I hear you can play it forever.
#97 to #82 - brndnrsl (05/24/2012) [-]
Diablo 1 was the best, then 2, I didn't even have the urge to play 3 after trying its beta.
#101 - ataeru (05/24/2012) [-]
Blizzard over the phone: we have a leak in our servers, and people are blaming us for their profiles getting hacked. What do we do!?   
   
Activision: Blame it on the customer of course! HAHAHAHAHA
Blizzard over the phone: we have a leak in our servers, and people are blaming us for their profiles getting hacked. What do we do!?

Activision: Blame it on the customer of course! HAHAHAHAHA
#94 - spunkymcblacka (05/24/2012) [-]
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#52 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
IMO they should just ******* have made multiplayer and single player separately, like in the old games.
This whole 'single player but actually multiplayer' thing is just plain retarded.
The old system worked fine, and I don't see why the **** they changed it.
User avatar #56 to #52 - darklucius (05/24/2012) [-]
because piracy. They think requiring a constant connection to the server will prevent people from pirating it because they don't realize that the game is just lines of code, and you can just edit that **** out so you can play single player without the game checking if you are connected to the server...
#58 to #52 - twilightdusk (05/24/2012) [-]
The real-money auction house is why they changed it. They want to secure themselves against someone hacking/modding themselves to have piles of high-end weapons and armor to sell on the auction house.
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#162 to #130 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
Be prepared to spend more then $60 Cause you also got to get friends.
#134 to #130 - darkdemak (05/24/2012) [-]
d and d is the ****
User avatar #24 - kuthar (05/24/2012) [-]
Well played Blizzard, well played.
#159 - ronyx ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Torchlight II is nice.
#11 - anon (05/24/2012) [-]
The servers are Full.

And thats why you cant play singleplayer.

**** yeah
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