Farm kid. . A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live en a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet," said the little boy. His mothe Farm kid A little boy comes down to breakfast Since they live en a farm his mother asks if he had done chores Not yet " said the His mothe
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
en a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he' s a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs,
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
How come I don' t get any eggs and bacon? Why don' t
I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don' t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you dent get any bacon for a week either. I
saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren' t getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway acre's the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says, "You genna tell him or should I?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - awesomeoisawe
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(05/24/2012) [-]
that is a weird family......... eating cats
#68 to #17 - cjasper
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User avatar #10 - fancylad
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(05/24/2012) [-]
The **** did he kick the cat for?
User avatar #11 to #10 - bcsaint [OP]
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Because cats are little ass holes, he doesn't need a reason
#13 to #11 - waffies
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Insulting a cat on the internet? You sir are a brave man!
User avatar #16 to #11 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(05/24/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up for the sheer ballsiness of the statement made.
#18 to #16 - anon id: 7cf2620c
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Same
#77 to #11 - anon id: 95bee7b7
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**** off and die in a hole somewhere

you don't say those things about a cat
#31 to #11 - anon id: 42e3ec56
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(05/24/2012) [-]
I'm getting a cat in a few weeks....I disagree with you
User avatar #95 to #31 - bcsaint [OP]
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(05/24/2012) [-]
i can say that cuz i have a cat, and it is the Spawn of the devil
#3 - nuful
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(05/23/2012) [-]
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**nuful rolled a random image posted in comment #4809183 at FJ Pony Thread ** no pussy? prepare your anus
not sure if prepare your anus or insanity wolf, lets let the roll gods decide.
#90 to #3 - dkillakai
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(05/24/2012) [-]
What anime is this?
What anime is this?
User avatar #8 to #3 - ElDerpo
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Dat ******* logic.
#74 - riffz
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Anti-Joke.
#91 to #74 - Snothead
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#40 - galkawhm
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(05/24/2012) [-]
He's not allowed to pet the cat for a week.
#14 - waffies
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(05/24/2012) [-]
HAVENT YOU LEARNED FROM ZELDA? DON'T HIT THE CUCCOS!!!!
HAVENT YOU LEARNED FROM ZELDA? DON'T HIT THE CUCCOS!!!!
User avatar #84 - splashdamage
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(05/24/2012) [-]
Would be funnier if the joke was about a teenage boy. Picturing a "little" boy understanding anything about "getting pussy" is just to far out. Just cant see a little boy understanding the "getting pussy" reference.
User avatar #94 to #84 - Shitthatscrazy
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(05/24/2012) [-]
hes a little boy who works on a farm....... somethings just get known really early
#70 - swiftimpact
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(05/24/2012) [-]
my face when i figured it out
my face when i figured it out
#23 - thehornedking
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