Farm kid. . A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live en a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet," said the little boy. His mothe
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Farm kid

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
en a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he' s a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs,
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
How come I don' t get any eggs and bacon? Why don' t
I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don' t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you dent get any bacon for a week either. I
saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren' t getting
any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway acre's the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says, "You genna tell him or should I?"
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#17 - awesomeoisawe (05/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that is a weird family......... eating cats
User avatar #10 - fancylad (05/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The **** did he kick the cat for?
#13 to #11 - waffies ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
Insulting a cat on the internet? You sir are a brave man!
#74 - riffz (05/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anti-Joke.
#40 - galkawhm ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
He's not allowed to pet the cat for a week.
#14 - waffies ONLINE (05/24/2012) [-]
HAVENT YOU LEARNED FROM ZELDA? DON'T HIT THE CUCCOS!!!!
HAVENT YOU LEARNED FROM ZELDA? DON'T HIT THE CUCCOS!!!!
User avatar #84 - splashdamage (05/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Would be funnier if the joke was about a teenage boy. Picturing a "little" boy understanding anything about "getting pussy" is just to far out. Just cant see a little boy understanding the "getting pussy" reference.
#70 - swiftimpact (05/24/2012) [-]
my face when i figured it out
my face when i figured it out
User avatar #53 - hahastoned (05/24/2012) [+] (10 replies)
NO PUSSY FOR YOU!
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User avatar #38 - pfccross (05/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
no pussy for a week
#41 - knarta (05/24/2012) [-]
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#89 - arnoldblacknigger (05/24/2012) [-]
The kids FW
The kids FW
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User avatar #86 - SHAMU (05/24/2012) [-]
His family has some serious anger management issues....and for people who live on a farm they sure do hate animals a lot.
#44 - ludislavonac (05/24/2012) [-]
had a good laugh
had a good laugh
#51 - baaltomekk (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is this... can it be.... yes ... YES... YEEEEEEEEES... I do believe this is OC.... ******* watermark this bitch!
#25 to #21 - unaverageamerican (05/24/2012) [-]
Nah, old joke, new page I guess.. hahaha Sowy :P
User avatar #97 - dutchbag (05/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Don't get it.
User avatar #98 to #97 - basilbrush (05/24/2012) [-]
he kicked a pussy, so he gets no pussy.
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