A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
en a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him breakfast until he does his
Well, he' s a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs,
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and
his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
How come I don' t get any eggs and bacon? Why don' t
I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don' t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you dent get any bacon for a week either. I
saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren' t getting
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway acre's the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says, "You genna tell him or should I?"