Banned a week for posting gore...

(for those of you who don't know, the man on the thumb is Gotye)

I've lurked fj since yellow days and this is the first time I audibly laughed.

Holy shit

You horrible person...Posting a picture of someone who is engaged...
The poor man she is bonded to...

Oh God, that's so wrong!

Thumb for you

you're hands aren't supposed to look like that?

I have seen this so many times. What's it from?

Italian Spiderman. Look it up on youtube.

all my wut...

Yeah don't try to be ironic of FJ anymore. People seem to think you're serious.

fuck you man

God that picture gives be the chills.

even in all caps, the "/B/" you posted ould still be "/b/"

Comment 341 and 343 are the same thing yet one has +3 and the other -5...

FJers just jump in bandwagons and thumb up/down everything green/red without even reading.

How are they not? They both state that "/B/" isn't a thing and that under all circumstances, it should be "/b/." The only difference is that one is sarcastic.

apparently no one understood what I meant, I know what /b/ is, but on the other hand /B/ is not a real thing

Oh shit. So that's where this came from.

What happened? Looks like a pretty deep cut

Wiped out on a jetski trying to pull a 180 going at top speed, and my knee slammed into it somehow in the midst of the spill. You can't really tell, but most of the skill folded under the gash there, so when we got to the hospital, we thought I was gonna need skin grafts, but I got lucky the skin was all there so I only need stitches.

You made out pretty well on that one. Did they say whether or not it was avulsive?

must have been A for awesome, as feffod described it was.

why would you be in the situation where you had to catch a combat knife?

Combat knife juggling of course.

no seriously.

he probably is serious i do it too

and heres the knife that did it

thats cool. i have a buck knife my dad gave me a few years ago.

it wasnt the blade that cut me lol, it was the saw

Yol Toor Shul?