All right kiddies it's story time

> be me
> rumor that crush likes me
> fell somewhat alpha
> I don't do any sort of advance. (I had a plan of course but....)
> out of no where a flock of girls descended to me
> insert repeat lines about how perfect me and crush would be
> I grow some balls and ask her out
> FAILED
> turns out the flock o bitches started the rumor to mess with me
> feels bad
>skip ahead three weeks
> see some random kid being harassed by the flock
> they try to do the same thing to him
> I rush faster then sonic on speed
> said "hey man you left your stuff behind in class"
> dude rushes back, I flip off the flock
> just saved a life.