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#1
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
Batman needs multiple stitches and over twelve hours of sleep after wrestling with a dog.
Iron Man can go a couple rounds with Thor and still be in prime condition to snort coke off of hookers' asses.
Iron Man can go a couple rounds with Thor and still be in prime condition to snort coke off of hookers' asses.
#99 to #28
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EdwardNigma (05/23/2012) [-]
Batmans suit is bulletproof. Think of it more like this.
Power wise, Iron Man would beat Batman because he has fucking lasers and an automatic toilet in his suit.
Courage wise, Batman wins. Because, look at the bastard, on top of having an image to maintain as Bruce Wayne, he has to fight crime all night, always do vigorous training and he fights for Gotham no matter what. He fights to the end for Gotham in a suit that is hardly as effective as Iron Mans. Batman has shit to do to keep fighting. Iron Man can just put on the suit and be ready. Batman is very determined.
In the end, Batman will, to me, be the better hero.
Power wise, Iron Man would beat Batman because he has fucking lasers and an automatic toilet in his suit.
Courage wise, Batman wins. Because, look at the bastard, on top of having an image to maintain as Bruce Wayne, he has to fight crime all night, always do vigorous training and he fights for Gotham no matter what. He fights to the end for Gotham in a suit that is hardly as effective as Iron Mans. Batman has shit to do to keep fighting. Iron Man can just put on the suit and be ready. Batman is very determined.
In the end, Batman will, to me, be the better hero.
#112 to #99
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
Batman uses bullet-resistant materials in his costume, but they are not fool-proof and don't cover 100% of his body. A high-powered rifle would go right through his armor.
Anyway, the OP was about who would win in a fight, not who is the better hero. Batman is, in many ways, the epitome of what it means to be a superhero. But, Tony Stark had the courage to see the error of his ways and the mistakes of his company, and decided to change them, and I don't think that can be discounted.
Anyway, the OP was about who would win in a fight, not who is the better hero. Batman is, in many ways, the epitome of what it means to be a superhero. But, Tony Stark had the courage to see the error of his ways and the mistakes of his company, and decided to change them, and I don't think that can be discounted.
He sure did, but the fight thing actually could go either way. Batman has some shit on that belt that could come in handy. Smoke bombs, his grapple thing, his gliding shit, etc. Batman COULD beat Iron Man if he snuck up on him like someone said somewhere else. Then Iron Man would be outright fucked. Plus, Bruce Wayne can't go making crazy decisions that seem strange or people will suspect him of being Batman. Tony announced it, Bruce hides it to protect people he knows.
Plus, Batman could still win regardless. His martial arts skills, ability to hide and his overall intelligence could win him a fight. I don't know, it's kind of an impossible thing to tell.
Plus, Batman could still win regardless. His martial arts skills, ability to hide and his overall intelligence could win him a fight. I don't know, it's kind of an impossible thing to tell.
#131 to #117
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
What exactly would Batman do even if he did sneak up on Iron Man? His punches can't actually hurt Iron Man, he can't choke Iron Man out, etc. Batman could use explosive Batarangs, but I doubt those are more effective than a blast from Loki.
How should we know? He's batman, he was trained as a fucking NINJA. He can probably find a vulnerable part of the suit, break that shit or just go for the heart thing.
He is faster and more agile than Iron Man because his suit was designed to be like that. Iron Mans is mostly just force.
He is faster and more agile than Iron Man because his suit was designed to be like that. Iron Mans is mostly just force.
#240 to #232
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
Look at it this way:
Batman could beat Superman with kryptonite. Therefore, Batman could beat Superman.
Wolverine's claws can pierce the Iron Man armor. Therefore, Wolverine could beat Iron Man.
Superman is strong enough that his punches could hurt Iron Man. Therefore, Superman could beat Iron-Man.
Batman could beat Iron Man with...??? Therefore, Batman could not beat Iron Man.
Batman could beat Superman with kryptonite. Therefore, Batman could beat Superman.
Wolverine's claws can pierce the Iron Man armor. Therefore, Wolverine could beat Iron Man.
Superman is strong enough that his punches could hurt Iron Man. Therefore, Superman could beat Iron-Man.
Batman could beat Iron Man with...??? Therefore, Batman could not beat Iron Man.
#441 to #240
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N. Korean citizen (05/24/2012) [-]
I dont want to be involved in this argument, but actually in the Dark Knight returns comic, Batman had a special armored suit and weapons in order to oppose superman. In the end what we are talking about here is scene scenarrios, so it doesn't matter. As overall charectar, Batman is much better imho.
The big glowing thing is a pretty obvious weakpoint, I imagine a batarang or something hitting that would fuck it up somewhat. Plus, he has what is practically a fucking tank. And I imagine, with smoke bombs, a grappling hook and explosive gel, he would have some sort of EMP bomb.
#270 to #264
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
1. The "big glowing thing" isn't a weakpoint. It's part of the armor, and just as fortified as the rest.
2. A tank that Iron Man is perfectly safe from while in the air.
3. If Iron Man were not shielded against EMPs, then Hydra, AIM, or other tech-based organization or supervillain would have easily killed him by now.
2. A tank that Iron Man is perfectly safe from while in the air.
3. If Iron Man were not shielded against EMPs, then Hydra, AIM, or other tech-based organization or supervillain would have easily killed him by now.
Okay, dude, this is an impossible argument. Both have strength and weaknesses. We are talking about an agile, martial art genius incredibly adept at hiding with weird gadgets and shit against a brute force guy in a suit of impenetrable armour. Iron man can take several bullets from any gun, batman can't. Iron man can't hide, Batman can.
#294 to #279
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
But, if one's strengths don't enable them to win, do they not then lose? Batman cannot beat Iron Man unless he completely changes his MO and starts using heavier, more lethal weaponry. Iron Man, on the other hand, definitely has the capacity to defeat Batman.
Both have the ability to beat the other depending on the circumstances. As another guy said, without their suits, Batman wins. With them, Iron man probably wins. It's impossible to tell because the shit Batman has on that belt of his is mostly a mystery. And if he IS beaten, he can go to Lucius Fox and get something to beat Iron Man. Iron Man has to make his shit, Batman already has his.
#322 to #302
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schneidend (05/23/2012) [-]
Well, first of all, two billionaires having a fist fight would be stupid and boring. Obviously, if you're talking "who would win" you give them access to all their toys. Second, what exactly would Lucius give him that wouldn't either be A, totally stupid ("well, Bruce, I don't know what you need it for, but I've got this here gizmo that will short out any device with the words 'Iron,' 'Man,' 'Mark,' or a Roman numeral in its name"), or B, way too dangerous and lethal for Batman to consider using?