Money Makes the Hero. who would win in a fight between the two?. best superpower ever
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Money Makes the Hero

who would win in a fight between the two?

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#1 - schneidend (05/23/2012) [+] (38 replies)
Batman needs multiple stitches and over twelve hours of sleep after wrestling with a dog.
Iron Man can go a couple rounds with Thor and still be in prime condition to snort coke off of hookers' asses.
#6 - eloschmidt (05/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
fixed
#316 - snakedagreat (05/23/2012) [+] (7 replies)
<< Unstoppable
User avatar #2 - kernelchrill (05/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In a straight up fight, Stark would win so long as he was in the suit. However, Batman could probably get the drop on Stark and fuck his day up if crept up on him.
#33 - Kajekillz (05/23/2012) [-]
Tony Stark and Bruce Banner
Better love story then Twilight
#64 - mcdubwise (05/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Saw this, thought 'meh' and went to the next post. then I thought "hold the fuck up" and came back:
Bruce Wayne went through years of intense training to attain the skills needed for him to use his tools right.
Iron Man is fucking Tony Stark, one of the smartest man in the Avengers World.
Even tho money is a help, its their own fucking personal attributes that make them heroes.
Holy hell I am a nerdy ass virgin.
#319 - dibles (05/23/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I disagree
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#155 - mrchewy (05/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
60's spider-man would win. He's not marvel or DC, he's /b/.

Who else can make a sword out of web?
#104 - rkeely (05/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
o.o
#157 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2012) [-]
"The best power ever - cold hard cash!"
User avatar #247 - defender (05/23/2012) [-]
lack of parents does also
#334 - SemiAnon (05/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
People claiming that Batman would win...   
When your only argument requires that Iron Man doesn't get to wear his suit, it is not a valid argument for hypothetical superhero fights. That's just Batman beating up Tony Stark in his pajamas.
People claiming that Batman would win...
When your only argument requires that Iron Man doesn't get to wear his suit, it is not a valid argument for hypothetical superhero fights. That's just Batman beating up Tony Stark in his pajamas.
#14 - MIYOL (05/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
haha, I'm actually writing a paper on these two and arguing who is better.
#182 - N. Korean citizen (05/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ok, people are talking about this in terms of who would win in a fight so I guess I'll throw my two cents in. The three factors affecting the fight would be capabilities, preparation and enviroment.

Capabilities What the heroes are capable of.
In terms of brute force suited up Iron Man would take Batman down, simple as that. I. M. is strong, has long range weapons and is damn hard to hurt. Admittedly B. is physically as tough as a man can be, agile and has his own array of gadgets but this will do little for him untill I. M. is out of that suit. Mentally both are geniuses but I would perhaps side with B. for quick thinking, I. M. is a wonderful weapons designer but for on the ground tactical thinking B. 'the worlds greatest detective' outclasses him. Theres also the question of how far they'd both be willing to go, Batman refuses to wield a gun or kill but I.M. wears one and is comfortable killing, on the other hand B. will be able to do a lot of nasty things without crossing his strict moral code.

Preparation How much time the heroes have before the fight.
B. would obviously win in a fight with I.M. if neither were able to make it to their suits due to location or time constraints.
If preparation time was about ten minutes or more than I.M. would win, we have already established that his capabilities are greater than B.
If our heroes have a couple of days or hours than B. might draw an advantage, able to adapt or craft gadgets, EMP bombs, special gasses and liquids to take out his opponent faster than Iron Man can create weaponry.
A longer time period than that and we get a game of intellectual cat and mouse with both our heroes building counters to counters of weapons, hard to predict who would benefit.

Enviroment Where the fight takes place.
On an open battlefield I.M. would be at advantage. B. would benefit most from a dark, enclosed enviroment, large enough for him to stay hidden but small enough to be able to mount an attack.

You decide.
#427 - kevindivinci (05/23/2012) [-]
COMING THIS SUMMER...
User avatar #394 - basichaharemix (05/23/2012) [-]
im afraid to say repost because the last time i did i was attacked for it >.> thats all funnyjunk is becoming though just reposts, brony crap, and korra posts...its the truth sorry if you dont like it
User avatar #361 - ianosity (05/23/2012) [-]
I like Iron Man. Batman is too emotional and miserable. At least Stark has fun with his stuff.
#348 - acefunnyguy (05/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#127 - dgrams ONLINE (05/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
iron man, he's also a genius
User avatar #105 - thedrgonzo (05/23/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Iron man would most likely beat batman, being able to fly and all, but Bruce Wayne would kick the shit out of Tony Stark.
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