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User avatar #115 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
There is no ******* way you couldn't make a profit with a cure for cancer, or any other illness for that matter. For ***** sake
User avatar #148 to #115 - gilliam (05/22/2012) [-]
The thing is there are two kind of ways to cure people. either very complex compounds that need to go through certain processes to be made and those can be patented. or (as in this case) a simple compound that is widely available and already being used in the treatment of other diseases (in this case metabolic disorders) wich can't be patented.
#125 to #115 - grumpyBUBBLEZ (05/22/2012) [-]
Let's way the options:

#1 Cure found

> Find cure for cancer
> No more cancer
> The end

#2 Cure not found

> Make expensive drugs to fight cancer
> Patients buy drugs
> Patients stay alive
> Patients buy drugs
> Patients stay alive
> Repeat
> Profit

Welcome to the 21st century bitch. Where have you been for the last 100 years?
User avatar #137 to #125 - SuitUp (05/22/2012) [-]
There isn't and never will be a 'cure for cancer' simply because cancer is not one thing. There are hundreds of types of cancer, all of which develop in different areas and progress in different ways. We currently have methods of treating them which can be successfull but you're as likely to find a cure for the common cold as you are for cancer in general.
When cancer is as easy to trteat as colds all these drug manufactures will be obsolete anyway because we'll have progressed to nano-medicine.
User avatar #131 to #125 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
When you have a headache, you take a pill for it. It gets rid of it but it can always come back. If they somehow cured and destroyed cancer so that it is non existing then what you said would make sense but I'm pretty sure that is impossible at the moment.

the last 100 years? well judging by the fact that I'm 15 I dont know how to awnser that for you
User avatar #116 to #115 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
IMPOSTOR!!!

You strike again!!
User avatar #117 to #116 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
Da **** is this **** ? I believe you are the impostor, I gots the blue text.
Are you from Bray or what is this **** ? lol
#118 to #117 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
Blue text?!   
I am the impostor.
Blue text?!
I am the impostor.
#121 to #118 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
The 						****					 is going on
The **** is going on
#122 to #121 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm really not sure
I'm really not sure
#124 to #122 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
Does bray mean something? because its the name of the town I live in so I didint expect to see anyone mention it here
<MFW
User avatar #127 to #124 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, nah.
Not that i know of man
User avatar #128 to #127 - schifter (05/22/2012) [-]
filthy impostor
#130 to #128 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
Leave me alone!!

I am but a humble Irish funnyjunker from Bray
#136 to #130 - BrayBoy (05/22/2012) [-]
is dis ***** serious?
#132 to #130 - schifter (05/22/2012) [-]
You stole this man's account!

I BET YOU ******* LIKE PONIES TOO!

YEAH THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE YOU FAGGIER RIGHT NOW.

YOU LIKE PONIES DONT YOU PONYFAGGOT!?

WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE!? APPLEJACK!? RAINBOWDASH!? WHAT FAGFACE!?
#133 to #132 - brayburn (05/22/2012) [-]
ARGH!!!   
ITS ALL TRUE!!!   
YOU CAUGHT ME RED HANDED!!!   
THE SHAME IS UNBEARABLE!!!   
   
RainbowDash
ARGH!!!
ITS ALL TRUE!!!
YOU CAUGHT ME RED HANDED!!!
THE SHAME IS UNBEARABLE!!!

RainbowDash
#135 to #133 - schifter (05/22/2012) [-]
really? sweet. i can post this.
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