thought you'd never ask

Pet peeve of mine, but I haven't seen ANYONE on funnyjunk write alternate lyrics correctly. The rhythm (sequences of stressed and unstressed syllables) as well as the number of syllables are all wrong.

Try singing what you posted, you can't haha
The original has five syllables a line
Your version has 5, 5, 4, and 6.

Try:
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my broadsword,
I'll cut you, maybe.

^That^ has both the proper rhythm and number of syllables.

Sorry if I get red thumbs, but I couldn't help it. Been holding it in too long

Signed,
A singer

Well played, but the OP used "here's some" which is virtually un-singable in the pattern of "Call Me, Maybe"

Can't really sing that one either lol, however OP was better than commentor

I highly doubt you pulled their pants down. Considering mormon missionaries wear slacks every day with belts...

One time two Jehovah's witnesses came to my home asking me to check their church out. I told them that I didn't believe in God and that I had a lot of yard work to do. Both of them took their ties off and helped me do my yard work in button ups and slacks for the next 3 hours. I thanked them and they left me a card with their church. I don't think I'll ever go but that was seriously the nicest thing a stranger's ever done for me.

why is the upper right circled when it says lower left?

looking at the source would explain why

up.liga.ir/images/6m7ux4qi4c6tyn7dvp1x.swf

I don't think I've ever closed a window that fast before.
fuck you. 9.666/10

Fuck you that is all

ROFFLECAKES

that's wierd, the link changed. Good thing i remembered your name so i'd turn the volume off. People on here are too sensitive.

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Low Hangin' Fruit **i think its in their brain to naturally whine and bitch, so we can target them and elimiate.

faggot. go crawl in a hole and die fuckin chode stroker.

Hey fucker, you have literally posted this EXACT fucking comment on every FP post for the last thre houres. Quit spamming your shit. And FJ, quit thumbing him up, jesus christ and we thank we're better than 9gag?

Sue ME.

How about report for spam?

how about you stop feeding the troll with your butthurt and stfu?

Welp,I ain't sleeping tonight.

You're everywhere aren't you

What is it?

it's just a picture of a demonic looking chick. Turn the sound off though, it's a high pitched choppy monotone.

Ah I've seen that before, at midnight, with headphones on.

better than it being in the computer room across from your parent's room, without headphones.

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #4817058 at FJ Pony Thread **I clicked on it tough i knew it was a screamer, and i then laughed and cried histerically, i knew it was a good screamer, had to share it, sorry.

Nah man, being polite to people is a good thing. Being angry at religious people doesn't make you a good Atheist, it just makes you a douchebag.

MFW I read this post and I'm a Mormon...

LOL you should have invited them in for a drink. That woulda been hilarious....cuz their mormons....

I see what you're trying to do there...

Sgt. Doakes thread please!

O, and this is a repost. Originally on a Facebook group called "BYU Memes". O Funny Junk, must thou steal OC from Facebook now?!?

>MFW I open the door

>mfw i get on the floor.

everybody walk the dinosaur.

ROFL! SHARING THIS ON FACEBOOK.
Thanks, mate!

Why the fuck did I get downthumbs?

My favorite part of your post is ...I think Mormon is a pretty cool guy....I must say this made me laugh very hard. a thumb for you good sir.

i knew a jehovahs witness. she couldnt celebrate birthdays and stuff but still the coolest people good friends with their whole family.

your post reminds me of the episode of south park with the mormans. They were all so happy and everyone just kept throwing crap their way but were always happy. Sometimes parents gotta be a bad guy and not try to laugh with kids. that sucks about the guy. had a friend overdose at a party once too.

magic underwear
i don't think i have to go into anymore detail than that

C'mon brony, to us it's a sacred piece of clothing. Catholic priests wear robes, some Protestant ministers wear the white collar thingy, Jewish men wear the kippah, many Christians wear the cross, and countless other religions have clothing they consider sacred. Haters gonna hate, Mormons gonna morm.

supposedly it protects againy fire and knives
it's not the idea of an article of clothing it is the idea of magic i oppose

look it up is actually a mildly well held belief of among certain mormans
some of them believe that the garments are magical
and protect them from bodily injury

magic lol? I guess your talking about the stories about how some members had miraculous protection against injury or such, but honestly if that's how they worked I'd make a super suit out of my garments and go save people, but unfortunately they don't :( now we believe they protect (according to the faith of the individual) us against evil, just as how most Christians believe the cross affords like protection. As for the stories of miraculous protection against physical harm, well, that's up to the Almighty Himself.

personally i find that to be insane (not your beliefs) but the idea of an item granting some ability of protection it just doesn't make sense to me

haha I can understand that, I don't expect anyone to accept my beliefs just because my church proselytes like crazy. And thanks for the mutual respect man, and no offense taken lol!