Wat.. . Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to Page AS. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.. "Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
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Wat.

Pick up the nearest
book to you.
Turn to Page AS.
The first sentence
describes your sex
life in 2012.
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Submitted: 05/21/2012
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#416 - XBinksX (05/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
"Cut the meat into little pieces and boil"
#101 - legolars (05/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"the children frolicked naked in the sun, music played in tiled courtyards, and the air was sharp with the smell of lemons and blood oranges."    
a feast for crows. what what and all the what
"the children frolicked naked in the sun, music played in tiled courtyards, and the air was sharp with the smell of lemons and blood oranges."
a feast for crows. what what and all the what
User avatar #247 - pigeonfood (05/21/2012) [-]
"Villagers were afraid to approach the serpent"
#278 - martycamp (05/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Where's my mum?" - Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
#34 - Tiburon (05/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW it's my high school yearbook
#427 - bionic (05/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Step 3 begin working on the Skull.
#1163 - ProjektFantasy (05/21/2012) [-]
"There was a flurry of rapid movement behind me."
#428 - wellaintthatsomesh (05/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"it was an unusually beautiful child" wtf
#1295 - Nickdowgg (05/21/2012) [-]
"always comfy, never sticky"   
from my mothers AVON magazine
"always comfy, never sticky"
from my mothers AVON magazine
#406 - alltheponies (05/21/2012) [-]
"Death is your destiny."
User avatar #2177 - drumtastic (05/21/2012) [-]
Page 45. First sentence . . .

"Ha."

. . . Well **** .
#408 - cygnuswithasmile (05/21/2012) [-]
"A nod and a wink will accomplish more than a thousand official reports"
#1266 - lolplop (05/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Thank you, mom" P&G ~ proud sponsors of moms
"Thank you, mom" P&G ~ proud sponsors of moms
#1762 - darkor (05/21/2012) [-]
The book was 20 pages long
User avatar #426 - prayrex (05/21/2012) [-]
Then the TV came.

Oh god this scares me.
#189 - Murmandamus (05/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"that his father often looked steadfastly at him, as a man might look at something dear that he must part from."

Time to get worried? oO
User avatar #519 - wardylocks (05/21/2012) [-]
My name is Katniss Everdeen.

That's cool, I get to bed Peeta.
#2425 - mysticninja (05/21/2012) [-]
By the tenth ring he realized no one was going to answer.
#3267 - pointblankrange (05/22/2012) [-]
Tom said:
"Oh, please, Auntie, don't pull it out, it doesn't hurt anymore."
#2171 - GeAsa (05/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Goat yesterday, Goat today, and damn it, Goat tomorrow"
-The Hobbit, J.R.R Tolkien.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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