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#567 - CIS White Male (05/21/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#634 to #567 - doomedmrmurder (06/02/2012) [-]
they look like they both have skin cancer.
they look like they both have skin cancer.
#629 to #567 - hamdaman (05/23/2012) [-]
Say FunnySuckers one more time!I dare you.I double dare you.
Say FunnySuckers one more time!I dare you.I double dare you.
#596 to #567 - CIS White Male (05/22/2012) [-]
Wow I agree with this dude. You FunnyJunkers are complete faggots. As much as those ******* 9gaggers or those faggots on 4chan. Go out and get a life. I'm looking from the perspective of a normal person, not some fatass ******** that sits behind a desk all day masturbating and looking up "funny pictures" or "funny gifs" for laughs. Grow up kids. Mister Troll, out.
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User avatar #590 to #567 - coryg (05/21/2012) [-]
Hello John.
Your girlfriend is 110% fake and looks like a mutated Orange.
You look like a jersey shore wanna be that probably pulls up his shirt to expose a 2 incher for your boy... girlfriend.
Sadly if that is you i feel sorry for you. You uploaded a picture and thats all we need to find where you live and your phone number. Its been done before.

Fag.
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#585 to #567 - lecherouslad (05/21/2012) [-]
Cool story Bro! :)
User avatar #581 to #567 - XxSHiFtxX (05/21/2012) [-]
CANCER
#575 to #567 - winniedawho (05/21/2012) [-]
My name is Jonathan, nice to meet you :)
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