1. when she asks how she leeks, shrug and say "could be better' this will keep her on her tees- and girls laye that.
2- never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing
her what a strong man you arm)
3. ence a month sneak up en her from behind and knock her we. girls are like dogs. they bye to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she' s sleeping. if she is say "you better be'' , repeat this 4 er 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way fer her ewn personal improvement, and eyery girl needs seme improvement.
ti. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she' s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them- because jewelry is fer #####A# and asian ladies.
I if youve talking to anither girl, make sure shes Iceking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words (/ you and grab the other girls '""'. Girls leave competition.
3. tell her youve taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it' s going to be really special- then take her to a burning tire yard- when she starts to get upset tell her you
were just kidding and now youve really going to take her to dinner. then drive her heme- when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean we and
whisper yew quietly into her ear 'I. .because i cam"
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick", wemen bye these special nicknames-
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD
11- warm her up when shes celt. --and net by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold, rather, leek her in the eye and say "if you don' t stop bitching about the cold right
now youve going to be bitching about a black eye-" the best way to get warm is with fear-
12- Take her to a party. When you get there shell haye to go to the bathromm (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the
whole way heme for ditching you at the party-
13- make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn’ t girls'?
14- let her fall asleep in your arms. when she' s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she gees heme and you can use your arms
for mere important things. like basketball.
15- Spit aften. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16- if you care about her never ayer tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her inte the object she deep down desires to be-
17, Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, er anything else that semes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she' ll go crazy.
13- Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to eider interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls leave a guy that speaks for her.
19- leek her in the eyes and smile. then clock her ene- girls bye a spontaneous guy-
20, give her one of your , . _and make sure it has your smell on it- but not a sexy cologne smell- a bad smell. you know what i' m talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no itsjust the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you (( 6 baby. Girls like a
tough man as We already stated-
22- Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23- if youve listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no, this way she' ll think youve mysterious.
24- remember her birthday but don' t get her samething- Teach her material abjects arent important- The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your
happiness is the greatest present she can ayer get-
25- when she gives you a present en your birthday, christmas, er just when ever, take it and tell her you leave it- then next time you know she' s Deming we en a trash day levye
the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can- girls actually don' t like this one that much but i think it' s funny.
26. If shes mad at you for net calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day- This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell
her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise- Now shell be really excited- Now dent call.