I love you N64

"The more advanced a piece of technology is, the more susceptible it is to basic forms of attack." - Fourth Doctor

dude, Its like your friends.
that friend who you only met yesterday, you want to be really careful with so that you dont scare him off. Anything you say could break the friendship.
That friend who you've had since you were 5, you can do anything with. you could go up and shove your fapkin in his face and laugh about it. Nothing would ever break that friendship, not even dropping a TV on them.

Oh you got a t.v. dropped on you?
That must be rough

I just got bombed.

"Oh, did we get caught in explosion during the Gulf War? PFFT, SO WHAT?!

"Wanna play some Tetris?"

At last, a worthy opponent!

I wouldn't exactly call the xbox 360 "advanced."

Another reason the N64 has less of a chance of breaking than the 360 is that there are zero moving components inside an N64, inside a 360 you have the hard drive and the optical drive, and so you have an increased risk of mechanical failure.

But does it have good graphics?

I know it is a repost because I made it myself. Just sayin'
funnyjunk.com/channel/quintonsword/X-Box+360+vs+N64/cpuzDpc/

In the 360's defense, it's much more powerful. And there is a reason it breaks, quite well known actually.
The immense power of the GPU produces so much heat that it fucking melts while hurling dozens of full HD blood smeared images at your face. And even though the fans are screaming away at over 6 million rpm faster than the fucking earth, its extreme demand for performance get's the best of it.
And when it faces it's death, the broken circle in the front lights up with the color associated with rage, fire and blood!

Okay who am I kidding, it's older than most visitors here on fj and the amount of problems it has given me compared to the n64 isn't even measurable in %

I'd just like to say firsthand, they you can use this shit like a brick,
beat someone up with it,
then beat someone else up with it,
and its still fine.

Fuck new consoles, this guy will always be my favorite.

I've had the same xbox for five years and it works fine. You just have to take care of it.

I prefer my old fascination Nintendo 64 over my brothers x-box 360

i have the excellent pleasure of viewing this the hundredth time.

this joke isn't funny when you see it the 100th time...

Sadly this wasn't the case for me..

My N64 stopped working after I spilled a little juice on it..

Bitch please

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