Army Stories. Thought I would start sharing some funny experiances I have had in the Army. Ill make more if people like it.. At: Army Airborne out of planes) pr
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Army Stories

Thought I would start sharing some funny experiances I have had in the Army.
Ill make more if people like it.

At: Army Airborne
out of planes) pr? actuating Jumping
frum the tower.
Sergeant Airborne
guy in elarge:‘ ~.
GET THE **** (DEE
N( DI. this is
IN GONNA GIVE:
Yoo 5 ******* fllw.
100% True
100%
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Submitted: 05/19/2012
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#3 - mrmcput ONLINE (05/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What moron would join the airborne if they were afraid of heights?
#29 - mapattack (05/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Heh...being in the mrines I've seen guys who are afraid of heights go for airborne, guys afraid of swimming go for demo diving and a guy who got a 55 on his ASVAB for medical. What the hell makes that seem like a good idea to them? "hmmm i think i might do the thing i'm least qualified for, that will make me valuable to my team"
#53 - mattdoggy (05/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be at camp with friends   
>new to the camp and we have to sign up for some stuff   
>i pick a high and low ropes course with some other stuff   
>didn't know what that meant   
>end up going to the high ropes course   
>is a 5 story tower   
>terrified of heights   
>can't show my weakness   
>go to the top   
>hanging onto a pole in the middle like it was the only thing in existence   
>some little girl volunteers to go first   
>she laughs all the way down   
>mfw some little girl half my size is braver than me   
>me and several other big dudes are the only ones left   
>painfully obvious we are all scared out of our minds   
>i volunteer to go   
>i wake up at the bottom   
>apparently i blacked out when i got near the edge   
>they tell me i gave a nazi solute and yelled something chineseish   
>i went and did it again
>be at camp with friends
>new to the camp and we have to sign up for some stuff
>i pick a high and low ropes course with some other stuff
>didn't know what that meant
>end up going to the high ropes course
>is a 5 story tower
>terrified of heights
>can't show my weakness
>go to the top
>hanging onto a pole in the middle like it was the only thing in existence
>some little girl volunteers to go first
>she laughs all the way down
>mfw some little girl half my size is braver than me
>me and several other big dudes are the only ones left
>painfully obvious we are all scared out of our minds
>i volunteer to go
>i wake up at the bottom
>apparently i blacked out when i got near the edge
>they tell me i gave a nazi solute and yelled something chineseish
>i went and did it again
#85 - theshaman (05/19/2012) [-]
**theshaman rolled a random image posted in comment #3340 at June 6, 2012 venus crosses the sun! **
Dad: "Hey son, how did your first day at army airborne go?"
Son: "Not good, my instructor said that if I didn't jump he'd stick his 12 inch dick up my ass."
Dad: "That's terrible, did you jump?"
Son: "Only a little at first."

Dad's face when...
#51 - geraldbostock (05/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HFW
HFW
User avatar #28 - acorns (05/19/2012) [-]
scared of zip-lining off a 34ft platform? why the **** would he be in airborne school...
#1 - euchreplayer ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
what the instructor was thinking...
#92 - twazi (05/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i should have never gone ziplining..
#39 - supagreen (05/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Anybody got a picture for "I Should Have Never Gone Zip lining"?
#44 to #39 - gammajk (05/19/2012) [-]
I'm not exactly sure why I have this
#64 - floofy (05/19/2012) [-]
mfw United States airborne   
   
i would love to see more of these.
mfw United States airborne

i would love to see more of these.
#33 - xxSiLENTx (05/19/2012) [-]
I had the privilege of doing this when I went on a 2 week trip to Parris Islands recruiting depot for an ROTC trip. I was behind a girl who was begging for them to let her go back down the stairs. After about a minute, they said that she could go back down the stairs and she let go of the framework, just to have our instructor grab her by the harness and throw her out the opening. Laughed my ass off all the way down the zip-line.   
   
Pretty sure the picture is somehow related.
I had the privilege of doing this when I went on a 2 week trip to Parris Islands recruiting depot for an ROTC trip. I was behind a girl who was begging for them to let her go back down the stairs. After about a minute, they said that she could go back down the stairs and she let go of the framework, just to have our instructor grab her by the harness and throw her out the opening. Laughed my ass off all the way down the zip-line.

Pretty sure the picture is somehow related.
#104 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Are you ******* serious? 2PARA c coy here. This **** is gay as **** . **** you guys, rip them wings right off of your shoulder. If this what you do to earn them, P Coy would traumatise you.

Seriously want to slap OP.
User avatar #105 to #104 - seamariners (05/20/2012) [-]
You must have a HUGE dick bro. I wish I was you!
#8 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Don't worry, if you fall, Goku's got your back!
#87 - RussianReversal (05/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle is trying to climb over the wooden climbing frame
Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle is trying to climb over the wooden climbing frame
#74 - GrnLantern (05/19/2012) [-]
I love funny army stories
I love funny army stories
#47 - clubkid (05/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
lol and thats why im mechanized, also when the light fighters are freezing in the field i can just turn the heater on
#36 - gryx (05/19/2012) [-]
I went ziplining once as part of a field trip. I went around last, but it was fun. However, since it was uphill (kinda) they had to assign a partner to throw something at you (i.e a rope) so that you didn't get stuck in "wedgie town". My partner decided to tie a brick to the rope for momentum. He chucked it at me, and missed. MFW I'm slowly sliding backwards
#34 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
I work at a campground as a zipline tech, we've got one about 330 feet long and 40 or so feet off the ground. Best part of my day is telling people to man up and jump. Very few actually give up and go back down the ladder, though one of them was a Navy veteran.
However the Marine I worked with had the balls to fall off the platform backwards and hang upside down the entire way.
<MFW we're now instructed to tell nobody to go upside down because of him
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