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User avatar #1 - mixincheese (05/18/2012) [-]
So the Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza Hut and says "Hey, can you make me one with everything". Get it?
#81 to #1 - manueldomingues (05/19/2012) [-]
i dont sorry care to explain? im not a clever man   
   
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i dont sorry care to explain? im not a clever man

pic related im blue guy
User avatar #179 to #81 - mixincheese (05/19/2012) [-]
It has to do with the Dalai Lama's intentions of being at peace and making sense of everything. The joke works because he could just be ordering a pizza or he could be asking the cashier to help achieve peace with everything in the store. Hope that helped.
#233 to #179 - manueldomingues (05/19/2012) [-]
yes it did, thanks

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#73 to #1 - acreepyreject **User deleted account** (05/19/2012) [-]
After the employee makes him the pizza, the Dalai Lama pays but after a few minutes of waiting for his change he says to the cashier, "Where is my change?"
The cashier looks at him and says, "Change must come from within."
User avatar #6 to #1 - inspectoryellow (05/19/2012) [-]
Yes; but he didn't :D ..

> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c
#130 to #6 - arnoldblacknigger (05/19/2012) [-]
im just stealing the top comment here but its awesome.   
   
he should have told him this one:   
   
Dalai lama orders a 5$ hot-dog pays with a 10$ bill   
   
Dalai Lama waits for his change but the change never comes   
   
Dalai Lama is like:   
   
&quot;HEY MAN! where is my change?&quot;   
   
and the waiter says:   
   
&quot;Change must come from within!&quot;
im just stealing the top comment here but its awesome.

he should have told him this one:

Dalai lama orders a 5$ hot-dog pays with a 10$ bill

Dalai Lama waits for his change but the change never comes

Dalai Lama is like:

"HEY MAN! where is my change?"

and the waiter says:

"Change must come from within!"
#16 to #6 - stripeygreenhat (05/19/2012) [-]
Oh god that was so awkward but hilarious.
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