Best Comeback ever

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*pisses self*

That'll show her.

I read it as "That'll shower her." at first.

Actually a kid in my school had been late for class and since he had to go to the bathroom and the teacher was angry he took a piss in a bottle without anyone noticing. The teacher understood what had happened after the class ended.
My English teacher told us the story.

Best comeback would have been "If you don't let me there will be a lot of shit"

better to be a smartass than a dumbshit...

You beat me to it. Thumb for you!

Niceness could get you laid.

Counter-point: No it won't.

It'll get you friendzoned.

Another counterpoint: rhetorically, have you ever heard some one say "Please have sex with me?" and gotten laid

Goes wrong* or ends badly* I really oughta stop changing my mind in the middle of the sentence

Yeah, I know that feeling; sometimes when I forget what I've already said I type it again in the same sentence because I forgot what I've already said.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Sounds like a bucking good time.