Commander German Shepard

As soon as she rubbed my belly
I woofed and started barking

Wow gonna be real awkward when I try to end Mass Effect 3 with this Shepard, won't know which galaxy destroying ending to take

I thought she was going to rape the dog. Internet, what have you done.

It's been a while since I could use my mass erect folder XD

COME ON BOY, RED ROCKET BOY, RED ROCKET

That did not go the way I thought it would. I am a little bit ashamed.

I now want an entire game where you play as a cat or dog and either make people love you or claw/bite the shit out of them.

Nonono, it should be an ordinary game, but instead of choosing male or female, you choose kitten or puppy and your character does not talk. They simply meow or bark.

D'awwww....

Aww. Commander Shepard is so cute.

Here's a wolf link puppy.