60 years later. . jostles around trying to get comfy raised knee creates a vacuum that draws air suddenly a fart so heinous that it warps (and more than likely stains the fabric of spaceless ls released the all ls compressed when the knee ls lowered shotgunning the tart out through the top of the covers the fart strikes llke green lightning leto a dimly llt state he drifts off where his lafe force dwindles maybbe wok; var Son Mmom Dad
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60 years later

jostles around trying to get comfy
raised knee creates a vacuum that draws air
suddenly a fart so heinous that
it warps (and more than likely stains
the fabric of spaceless ls released
the all ls compressed when the knee ls lowered
shotgunning the tart out through the top of the covers
the fart strikes llke green lightning
leto a dimly llt state
he drifts off
where his lafe force dwindles
maybbe wok; var Son
Mmom Dad
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#18 - ibewhite **User deleted account** (05/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**ibewhite rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Kurt Cobain's Suicide note ** Good OC.
#5 - skjalg (05/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#50 - demideus (05/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**demideus rolled a random image posted in comment #131 at Family Feels **
#175 - dguitarhero (05/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**dguitarhero rolls 0** it will be 0, because OP is awesome
#66 - fromthefuture (05/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**fromthefuture rolls 41**
1/4
#2 - diddymonster (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
god that made me laugh.....see you on the front page
#530 - karloemb (05/19/2012) [-]
:'(
#76 - gerthc (05/18/2012) [-]
Nice OC, here take that thumb
#183 - pavichokche (05/18/2012) [-]
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#165 - GrnLantern (05/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
<-- I had a serious head injury once. I am not a clever man...
<-- I had a serious head injury once. I am not a clever man...
#148 - N. Korean citizen (05/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 64**
#427 - smashtray (05/19/2012) [-]
Good work Sir. Thumb for you!!
User avatar #158 - beelzerefresh (05/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Have you ever farted so hard your but becomes the Green Lantern
#147 - datwhiteguy ONLINE (05/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
*fixed
#428 - deadmuerto (05/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #238 - neokun (05/18/2012) [-]
I dont know if this was supposed to make me laugh or make me feel...
#576 - ministerforbes (05/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I was taking my SOL's at school the other day. And the guy next to me fell asleep midway in. Out of nowhere, he releases the most heinous fart I have ever heard/smelled. You know when there's a thunderstorm, and there's a loud boom of thunder that shakes the house? Well, It was like that, followed by gunfire. The shock of it alone woke him up. He noticed me staring at him. And that's when the smell hit. Oh god, the smell. I can't even describe how awful the smell was. And he just sat there smiling.
His face when.
#29 - lolmike (05/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**lolmike rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at for the lulz ** Now this is some funny content, no avatar, morbid nor for god's sake that unoriginal zoidberg. Just funnys, thumb for you sir.
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