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Sense much?

RMS Titanic Hunk’: Ark
feet
450 feet
Width: 92 feet 25 feet
Const ruction: Steel Wood
Capacity: people
Enough fund and water 1; -we birds
for I weeks 11, 003 reptiles
HIDE mammals
5, 000 amphibians
2, Insects
Enough fund and water for
a year
Question:
How in the world did all the animals fit Inside the ark?
Answer:
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Submitted: 05/17/2012
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#10 - blazingpelt ONLINE (05/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Welp, I actually checked the math.
With all animals having their own Pokéball, there are 2,034,300 of them total.
According to Bulbapedia, Pokéballs are approximately the same size as baseballs. However, that is only considering full size. In the anime, they shrink to about the size of a ping pong ball when the button is pressed.
A ping pong ball has a radius of 20 mm, or about .066 feet, giving it a volume of about .00118 cubic feet. For 2,034,300 of them, that's a volume of around 2,400 cubic feet. Were we to consider the Ark as a rectangular prism, it would have a volume of 1,518,750 cubic feet.
The Pokéballs could fit easily, and leave plenty of room for food and the 8 people, even considering things like gaps between each ball and the true shape of the Ark.
User avatar #94 - fapingbeatle (05/18/2012) [+] (21 replies)
It seems to me that a lot of atheists have an almost irrefutable need to constantly have their ego stroked and opinions affirmed by mostly small-minded pseudo intellectuals, and assert themselves superior to all "stupid, ignorant religious people". It seems that many of them have this incessant desire to degrade people with religious beliefs to something almost subhuman; something to be held in contempt for their repugnant moralities and tainted reason.

Why is it that they must constantly hear how right they are? Is it because they are insecure about their supposedly open minded, reasonable beliefs? They arrogantly claim to have empirical evidence; to have science and logic on their side, but I always fail to see what and how. They scoff at anyone with a belief besides their own, whilst hypocritically ridiculing their philosophical opponents for the very same vices they're notorious for doing. In addition, they often have a truly virulent animosity towards the people they disagree with, more so than religious people in general.

This is just a simple observation. Don't misunderstand, I don't mean to offend my fellow FJ'ers who identify themselves as Atheists. Some of my best friends say they don't believe in God, and God knows there are a lot of ignorant, arrogant, hostile religious people as well. I just feel that the one philosophy, namely Atheism, seems to cultivate a lot more people with the negative traits I've mentioned, than the other. I can't help but wonder what that's a manifestation of.

To be honest, I'm also quite sick of these posts. I don't find them funny, and although the author of the second comment is definitely a bright and articulate person, I still sense he's an arrogant jackass. These posts are solely designed to fuel the fires of an already bloated ego. Ergo, they are not entertaining.
#4 - Lawlor ONLINE (05/18/2012) [-]
BOY, THAT WAS A WEIRD EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO.
User avatar #56 - boomdady (05/18/2012) [-]
Post was funny... comments are a bunch of ******* retards arguing over religion...
User avatar #32 - wryot (05/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
in the movie it says titanic was made if iron
#38 to #32 - equinoxxa (05/18/2012) [-]
The movie was 100% factual.
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#13 - tehspacemonkey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#21 to #16 - jokeface (05/18/2012) [-]
Star Wars took place "a long time ago" yet its got some wicked tech
#2 - gustamelusta (05/17/2012) [-]
Clearly the insects were fed to the amphibians, birds and reptiles while the herbivore portion of the mammals would have sustained the carnivores and the humans. Everything would have been breeding anyway so it forms it's own little ecosystem Not to mention the excellent fishing from a global ocean. The real question is.... Why did no one tell the unicorns or the dragons about this little cruise. Scumbag Noah!
User avatar #45 - deathlordgusta (05/18/2012) [-]
it's religion, i ain't gotta explain **** .
#89 - swedishassassin (05/18/2012) [-]
You see, ladies and gentleman? This is how you make a religious post. It does not say that religious people are retarded for believing in something, and it simply pokes a little fun
You see, ladies and gentleman? This is how you make a religious post. It does not say that religious people are retarded for believing in something, and it simply pokes a little fun
User avatar #48 - mooserapistdos (05/18/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Question, Why would the birds have been on the ark?
#62 to #60 - tonybony (05/18/2012) [-]
Dude, I don't believe the **** , I'm just saying that's the story.
#69 - robotgoose (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Are you ******* serious, OP? I saw this in my newsfeed yesterday, because my friend commented on it on 9gag.
/gag/4197760

<---------- Proof

**** you, OP.
#76 to #69 - robotgoose (05/18/2012) [-]
Is this was FJ has come to? Getting downvoted for exposing an obvious repost?
Is this was FJ has come to? Getting downvoted for exposing an obvious repost?
#37 - simplelife (05/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Noah's Ark was actually a DNA bank for every living thing.
User avatar #153 - jiwijoo (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Noah, he caught them all.
#92 - frenchgenocide (05/18/2012) [-]
Jewish literature has many hidden meanings. Because the story of Noah's ark was a Jewish piece of writing, it is quite possible that Noah's ark was a parable, and maybe even to foreshadow hell, as the wicked would be consumed by death.
User avatar #66 - danster (05/18/2012) [-]
The Ancient Alien Theory believes that's sort of how all the animals were stored.

The Ancient Alien Theory believes that the ark was actually a DNA bank that held every animal to its finest detail in a form smaller than a pokeball.
#24 - brettyoke (05/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Athiests state nothing in the Bible happened
>Somehow knows dimensions of ark, what type of wood is used, all the animals on board, and how long it was sailing.

#149 - seeteufel (05/18/2012) [-]
Guess how else it could have happened.

Oh wait. It didn't.
#123 - nerdierguy (05/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Cubits", the unit the Ark's measurements were given in, are very poorly defined. Even using the relatively standard "elbow to fingertip" method, it's possible Noah had really long arms.
#132 to #123 - pavichokche (05/18/2012) [-]
Overruled, you're retarded
Overruled, you're retarded
#118 - muzikmafia (05/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You wanna know why history sucks?

The biggest naval disaster ever killed 9400 people... much more than the Titanic...

So why don't you know about it?

Some of them were Nazis.

SOME. Many, possible most (didn't look too much into it) of the passengers were just civilians in WWII, but NOPE out of the history books.
#68 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I don't think Atheists realize that the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally. I mean, **** . What kind of person actually thinks a woman was formed from a guy's rib. I'm a Catholic and even I think that sounds stupid as hell.

inb4 "dude god doesn't exist lul"
#74 to #68 - hondasupermoto (05/18/2012) [-]
just saying a ******** of retards in america actually DO take the bible WAY to seriously....
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