Domino'z. balls. ack Delivery Address Delivery slip the word seductions ‘penis? into an sentence at least once or you' re not getting paid.. "now let me jut openis box of pizza Balls
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Delivery slip the word
seductions ‘penis? into an sentence at
least once or you' re not
getting paid.
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Submitted: 05/17/2012
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User avatar #10 - drewskidnev (05/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"now let me jut openis box of pizza
User avatar #13 - puredeliciousness (05/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I work for dominos, and so far I've only had one request to do something weird in the instructions- Someone asked me to draw a picture on the box. Sadly, we were busy and the manager said to ignore it, so I couldn't do it...

But two weeks ago, I did do a sexy dance for a bunch of drunk chicks. It was quite fun, but I still didn't get to see any tits.
At least I thought it was sexy...
#38 - thethread (05/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Here's your pizza, also penis.
Here's your pizza, also penis.
#79 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, sign here...oh you need a pen? Hold on my penis in my pocket.
#16 - tkgm (05/17/2012) [-]
I would write my exam, but my pen-is broken.
#123 - catnutsack **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#106 - rubberpig (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Your large penis is here.
User avatar #163 - eonsmashface (05/18/2012) [+] (10 replies)
"Hi! penin. I, penis. Have, penis. Your, penis. Pizza! that'll, penis. Be, penis, $3.50.....penis"
there'd be huge tip for the guy who pulled that off..
#179 to #163 - scrodymcboogerball (05/18/2012) [-]
Hell yea! where are you getting pizzas for 3.50?!
#124 - ferndizzle (05/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be me, pizza delivery guy, 19
>get a dominos request to say penis in conversation
>cook pizza
>get in car start driving
>head pounding
>how do I do this?
>ring the doorbell
>milf answers the door
>"Hey there how are you this fine evening?"
>she stares at me
>"Well here is your pizza"
>I hand her the pizza, she grabs my hand drags me inside
>I say I should get back to work
>she grabs for my pants
>"my penis is ready for you mam"
>that'll be tree fiddy
>YFW she didnt know I was lockness
#57 - heartlessrobot (05/17/2012) [-]
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Here's your pizza and your 2 penis liter of coke.
User avatar #48 - kyledp (05/17/2012) [-]
Here's your penis, i delivered it fast so it won't get cold.
#142 - Lightclaw (05/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Be careful, this penis is hot.
#24 - hwest ONLINE (05/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I'd penis thought to do this
#39 to #24 - kusherboy (05/17/2012) [-]
**kusherboy rolls 339** smooth...
#102 - deadmuerto (05/18/2012) [-]
please take advantage of our special on thick crust penis
User avatar #110 - checkemdubs (05/18/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna cut your penis off if you do not pay me."
#144 - whitewallsofalaska (05/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
User avatar #151 to #148 - knightofcheese (05/18/2012) [-]
right meow*
#143 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
I want to see a video of that delivery.
#99 - conagheraxe (05/18/2012) [-]
Here's your penis, hope you enjoy your dinner!
#55 - boddragon (05/17/2012) [-]
im a delivery driver for dominos pizza, and this isnt even close to the most difficult instuctions ive gotten. ive been told to do a backflip or i dont get paid......and my manager agreed.
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