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#458 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
I'm calling BS on two of those. How can beer be better for you after strenuous, sweaty activity than water? Alcohol dehydrates you. Also, if humans are better endurance runners than most animals than why do we use dogs for sled racing instead of humans?
I'm calling BS on two of those. How can beer be better for you after strenuous, sweaty activity than water? Alcohol dehydrates you. Also, if humans are better endurance runners than most animals than why do we use dogs for sled racing instead of humans?
User avatar #503 to #458 - hypercombofinish (05/18/2012) [-]
The dog racing this isn't a very valid argument, considering races weren't made for endurance.
User avatar #514 to #503 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
Well.... Yes they are. Many are 50 - 200 miles long.
User avatar #518 to #514 - hypercombofinish (05/18/2012) [-]
But the point is to get there FIRST. Therefore, not endurance.
#521 to #518 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
............
User avatar #531 to #521 - hypercombofinish (05/18/2012) [-]
Endurance means to last AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Therefore: Weight endurance games = Holding a weight up, for as long as possible, until everyone else fails.
Race game = Obtain a goal, BEFORE everyone else.
Races, and endurance are the opposite, and an "Endurance Race" is to have a LONGER time than your opponents, whilst a normal race is to have a SHORTER time.
User avatar #537 to #531 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
What? An endurance race is to either travel a longer distance in an specified time than your opponent or travel a predetermined long distance before your opponents. For instance NASCAR 500 races are endurance races, long distance dirtbike races are endurance races, and 24 Hour Le Mans is an endurance race. No matter how you cut it you're wrong by definition.
User avatar #545 to #537 - hypercombofinish (05/18/2012) [-]
Okay, but you're applying the definition to the context in an illogical way. The content implies that humans weren't made to get there faster, they were just made to get further. Just because a race requires a fair amount of endurance, doesn't mean the race is based entirely on endurance
User avatar #551 to #545 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
No.... It's just the DEFINITION of endurance race.
Either way you're just nit picking. I made a joke about dog sled racing and you just ruin it with your hyper correct pretentious ******** .
User avatar #555 to #551 - hypercombofinish (05/18/2012) [-]
Oh my god I'm changing my name to ******************************* somehow.
We all know you weren't joking, you just realized you were wrong and wanted to cover it up.
User avatar #564 to #555 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
Yeah. Because I OBVIOUSLY believe that polar races should be done with humans pulling the sled...... The contestants would all die.
But if it makes you feel better then sure you can be right.
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#472 to #458 - jimothylivesforevz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #483 to #472 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
Also the second one was supposed to be more of a joke but half serious at the same time.
#481 to #472 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
IS THAT A THREAT?!?!?!?!?!   
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DANCE OFF, 						************					!!!!!
IS THAT A THREAT?!?!?!?!?!
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DANCE OFF, ************ !!!!!
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#486 to #481 - jimothylivesforevz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#492 to #486 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
I squint in your general direction.
#466 to #458 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
We are lazy as **** .
User avatar #467 to #466 - cjklefty (05/18/2012) [-]
Fair enough...
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