Luck is on my side

**redmorn rolls 72**

**redmorn rolls 74**

GODDAMMIT

Any request?

What was your plan if you actually rolled dubs?

Fap, congratulate myself and repeat. Always repeat.

have you ever fucked a man with a fork?

What kind of fork? Do you mean a normal one or one of those gigant wooden forks?

normal

Everybody needs to experience things.

a normal metal fork

**shion rolls 44**

this is a post from stumble upon i saw a couple months ago, i wonder how many time stuble upon content makes front page

Just awesome.

sebamorena rolls 999

**MrMeatStick rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at spoodermanz ** now i try to roll this

Woah. I bow before you.

HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE?!

Did that just happen? inb4 someone breaks the combo

Knew it. Good thing I took a screenshot.

thank goodness now go forth and post

wat

.... so tempted to put Dues Ex shades on this guy...
but it's 3 am in the butt fuck morning and I'm tired.

you get thumbs for 'butt fuck morning'

I'm adopting that phrase. Thumbs for both of you.

... I never asked for this..

OP said a funny phrase AND delivered. Today is a good day on FunnyJunk

The bad news is, this is as good as Fj gets, it's all downhill from here :( Still, OP was a pretty cool guy today.

The rest of the time I'm just a giggernigger/pedobearRAW idolizer with their balls in my mouth and red thumbs DPing in the ass and urethra

What the fu-

7 hours ago - nope.avi: its the butt fuck morning
5 hours ago - deus ex specs for great justice
sleep is for the weak

It isn't OC, it's a repost.

No, I want your diet cola!

Eddwardo

there are more out there, living in the shadows. you are not alone brother.

My boyfriend like diet better than regular co-cola now. He said it's all a matter of just getting used to it. I'm trying but... Dat diet taste. No me gusta.

nah man, i much prefer diet soda. it just tastes better.

I also prefer diet, tastes sweeter to me which i prefer

I too prefer Diet Coke, not too much sugar.

The only regular pop i drink is Dr Pepper. Other than that, diet all the time.

Really? I bet your mom told you that.
Aspartame isn't proven to cause anything but joy in my heart when I'm drinking diet soda.
Also there's diet sodas with splenda, which has no aspartame.

No it doesn't
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame_controversy#Cancer

**kalima rolls 55** No dubs here.

I was wrong.

Every day of the year

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

I have this skin thing. I LOVE Black people but, they must have that perfectly smooth skin that i can oil up if i want mmmmm

I have this comment thing. I LOVE comments but, they must have that perfectly thought-out sentence that i can thumb up if i want mmmmm

amusing. thumb for you.