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User avatar #141 to #5 - doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-]
That foot...
Monty Python.
I love you.
#302 to #141 - kampi (05/17/2012) [-]
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
User avatar #356 to #302 - doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-]
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred-billion stars,
It's a hundred-thousand light-years side-to-side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three-thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty-thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred-million years.
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
#357 to #356 - kampi (05/17/2012) [-]
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
User avatar #358 to #357 - doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-]
You...
I love you too.
#360 to #358 - kampi (05/17/2012) [-]
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad!
Other things just make you swear and curse...
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
Aaand, always look on the bright side of life!
*whistle*
Always look on the light side of life!
User avatar #361 to #360 - doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-]
Always look on the light side of life.
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And... always look on the bright side of life...
#363 to #361 - kampi (05/17/2012) [-]
I've made a new best friend. ♥
I've made a new best friend. ♥
#364 to #363 - doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-]
So have I. <3
So have I. <3
#366 to #364 - kampi (01/26/2013) [-]
Old memories make me happy.
I'm happy I read this again. <3
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