Bigfoot has Wire Cutters. Your guess is as good as mine. Ital, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler You: Heya Steve :D S
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Bigfoot has Wire Cutters

Your guess is as good as mine

Ital, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omegler
You: Heya Steve :D
Stranger: ALLAN
You: Hows it going man!
Haven' t seen you since the funeral
Stranger: oh ya know, same old same old
Stranger: you?
You: Well that bastard came back looking for
my wife again.
You: Sooner I get that electric fence and german
shepards put in. The better.
Stranger: haha uhh yea
You: Seriously. She gets drunk at one office party and
makes out with the hairy bastard, and he thinks he can
just drag her back to his forest house and have his way
You: Well I' m taking a stand.
You: Big Foot can suck my Big Cock
You: You get what I mean, don' t ya Steve?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omega!
Stranger: hi
You: Er..... this isn' t Customer Support is it?
Stranger: r U male
You: Yeah, look my name is Allen and I bought
some Electrical Fencing for the containment of
large animals recently.
Stranger: then *******
You: To keep Big Foot from getting onto my property
and stealing my wife
Stranger: can m **** your wife?
You: But I think the big hairy ****** has gotten his mits
You: IS THIS YOU BIG FEET
You: YOU BASTARD!!!!
Stranger: no its your dad
You: Stop cutting my electrical fence
You: MY DAD IS
You: IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!
Stranger: yeah thats y so ******* ugly
You: You' always been jealous of my successful
career and average sized feet
Stranger: face looks like my ballsack
You: You just couldn' t take it that your son surpassed
you. So you took to trying to steal his wife back to your
Forest Smell
You: Dad please, don' t bring your big masculine
ballsack into this.
Stranger: wife is sister so stfu
You: Dad!! How dare you say such things about mom!!!!
Stranger: dont you remember i abused u both?
You: DIDN' T BRING BACK THOSE MEMORIES
You: It was a painful time for me
You: Back in the Bigfoot city
You: While all the other bigfoot children were out
playing in the sun
Stranger: i heated u up cus u raped sister u sick ****
You: I was inside trying to teach you to spell
You: BUT I FAILED YOU DAD
You: is this why you' re trying to steal my wife?
You: I' m so sorry
Stranger: then *******
You: While your mental disability is crippling, together
we can conquer it, together
You: As a fatherhood team
You: You and me
You:
Stranger: yobt. com
Stranger: go masturbate
Stranger: result peoples
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 05/14/2012
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