Jesus "El Savior" Christ. What is there to describe? I monkey understands this... long nan, or an my woman?
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Jesus "El Savior" Christ

What is there to describe?
I monkey understands this..

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long nan,
or an my woman?
...
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Submitted: 05/14/2012
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#28 - ilikeztitz (05/14/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#169 - redwolfradolf (05/15/2012) [+] (50 replies)
Tell me EXACTLY where in the bible it says that Jesus had long hair.
Tell me EXACTLY where in the bible it says that Jesus had long hair.
User avatar #170 to #169 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** (05/15/2012) [-]
Also tell me where in the bible it states that he is NOT a raptor.
#44 - donekilledyou (05/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Jesus was a Middle Eastern man who looked more like this than that.
#43 - kontraband ONLINE (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's actually never "religiously stated" as in via the bible, etc. that Jesus had long, brown hair, or even looked like that at all
Someone just made that a long time ago and we all blindly went with it.

The more you know.
#230 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'll be real. Atheists, you guys are rapidly becoming the fags of this site. I can't remember ONE post blatantly forcing religion down your throat, yet you bitch ALL THE FUCKING time that people are doing it to you. If someone is doing that to you in real life (aka "not on the internet"), man up and confront THEM--not us.
#107 - ost (05/15/2012) [-]
#35 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It was more like societal taboo instead of AND GOD SAID, MEN SHOULD HAVE SHORT HAIR, BECAUSE LONG HAIR IS UGLY AS SHIT, AND I LIKE MY CREATIONS HANDSOME.
#66 - tkfourtwoone (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. Well, since in half of the depictions of God he is also shown with pretty long hair, I take it God is a disgrace as well?
(inb4 the Christian God is a shameless rip-off on Zeus)

2. As far as I know, almost ALL the men in that period (well, in the Israel region, at least) had long hair and beard... I don't see why Jesus would be an exception

3. Since 90% of the Catholics don't know jack-shit outside their own sect, FYI orthodox priests are REQUIRED to have both long hair AND beard

4. There were countless accounts throughout the history of the world where long hair was a virtue, the significance of a status (see the wigs judges wear even now... or even Pai Mei, motherfucker!)
User avatar #123 - makeitcount (05/15/2012) [-]
Know your facts and context OP. He's talking about how back in the day women used to get reprimanded if they prayed without their head covered, but he is saying against that. He's using the fact that it's strange for men in society to have long hair (Which still kind of is today) as an example and that Women's hair act as a cover. If you're going to talk about a part of the bible at least explain the context first.
User avatar #46 - commontroll (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
In the Bible, it just said he was a man whose appearance wouldn't stand out.
#188 - zhooker (05/15/2012) [-]
#127 - ilikethreetwo (05/15/2012) [-]
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#89 - antigravitycake ONLINE (05/15/2012) [+] (11 replies)
what real jesus would have looked like taking race etc into account
#264 - terrorrizor (05/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He didn't have long hair that's just what white people like to believe. He was black too actually, how you gonna live in the middle east with short curly hair like a lamb and still be white. He wasn't bob fucking ross goddamnit!
#231 - xzynth ONLINE (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A pretty accurate image of how Jesus probably looked like
User avatar #49 - suddenlypotatoes (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
quoting direct bible verses when you can't even understand that the pictures you see of Jesus are just artist's interpretations of him? Damn it, Op..
#233 - swagunlimited (05/15/2012) [-]
**swagunlimited rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Hitler ** what jesus actually looked like
#125 - ihavenoimagination ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
#116 - sippay (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**sippay rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at arousing ** My face if god is real
#33 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2012) [-]
Those were just paintings not how he really looked.
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