> Go to my new college
> Assume people would be smarter
> Oh, how wrong could I of been
> "Are you like, blind"
> "Do you need those to see better"
> "What happens if I take your glasses off"
To this point i was fed up with this so i answered with the following
> "Yes I'm completely blind"
> "No, they're just for show. I've never needed glasses and have been tricking everyone for 5 years"
> "The glasses are connected to my brain and keeps me breathing. If you take them off, i die"

The all believed me....