Ever Tim

i find it funny when they want to see though your glasses, and say something like " i cant see anything. How do you see?"

>get glasses in 5th grade
>Friends: " I didn't know you wear glasses!!"
>Me: "Just got em"
>Friend takes off my glasses and holds up two fingers
>"How many fingers am I holding up??"
>"Two.....I'm not blind, nor have I been for the 3 years you have known me"

>Friend takes glasses
>Puts on glasses
>"Wow! You really have bad vision!"
>Yes idiot that's why I wear glasses

> Go to my new college
> Assume people would be smarter
> Oh, how wrong could I of been
> "Are you like, blind"
> "Do you need those to see better"
> "What happens if I take your glasses off"
To this point i was fed up with this so i answered with the following
> "Yes I'm completely blind"
> "No, they're just for show. I've never needed glasses and have been tricking everyone for 5 years"
> "The glasses are connected to my brain and keeps me breathing. If you take them off, i die"

The all believed me....

Whenever someone finds out that I'm colorblind, they point to a random object and say "HURR What color is this?!!?1/!??". Very fucking annoying.

mfw
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MFW I take my glasses off

**nothingtogusta rolls 77**

There are those who call me....... Tim.

You know what's weird? Whenever two people with glasses talk about their glasses, it always becomes a competition of who has the worst vision. Every single time.
"My prescription is 4.5"
"Well mine is 5.5"
"Yeah, but I also have 400:20 vision"
"I have a lazy eye"
"I have two lazy eyes"
"I have an astigmatism"
"I have a scar on my eye"
"I had to get laser surgery just to get to this"
"I once had my eyeballs sandblasted"
"I was born with three eyes, and all of them were totally blind"
"These aren't even real eyes. They're just glass."
"At least you have glass eyes. Mine are just ping pong balls with pupils drawn on"

I used to wear glasses, and every time I let someone try them on to see what it's like they would get returned with eyeball fluids or some shit on them. Seriously its as if everyone whoever tried on my glasses had eyegasms and came all over them, but now I wear contacts so problem solved.

<-- MFW I got my glasses back.

my reaction to people with fake glasses

every. fucking. time.

**ifaptospongebob rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at When this happens ** mfw I found out I have to wear glasses

ERRY.


TIM.

ahh, the glory of 20/20 vision.

**newrockerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Moms like this. ** what i see with glasses on