I Haven't Chosen Yet. Here's your god damn description. The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other peoples’ without being accused of being a pedophile.” Sometimes you’ re walking past a playground...” f *audience laughing harder', flg_ l" sometimes& y" want to , a kid owe swing and want to watch the abandon of chidren. its like watching , I N he teile ''!.t, i. ", l,
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I Haven't Chosen Yet

Here's your god damn description

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The only reason I want to have kids; is so I can look at other
peoples’ without being accused of being a pedophile.”
Sometimes you’ re walking past a playground...” f *audience laughing harder',
flg_ l" sometimes& y" want to , a kid owe swing and
want to watch the abandon of chidren. its like watching , I N he teile ''!.t, i. ", l, lra. d Ms, and
nature, its like when you watch the leaves change in Mettre MP‘? me, and "! I leastt' t ahmed to be
Before you know it, you’ been there half an hour, and
someone goes on which one’ s youra‘! iand you' re like
Par, I' ll go then, fine.”
What' you should say is 'l ham chosen g.’ "
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#13 - jcllcj (05/14/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Now I wait for a an idiot to make a comment with red thumbs so I can use this
User avatar #79 - synapse (05/14/2012) [+] (26 replies)
**synapse rolls 6** + 2 = 8
#18 - samee (05/14/2012) [-]
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
Yeah that's it, just give away the punchline in the title.
#21 - Awesomecarrot (05/14/2012) [-]
Fucking title punchline. Why??
Also Sean Lock is a legend
#108 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** (05/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**lolzinyourmouth rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Water ** < whos kid i chosen is
#41 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #471 - tomatospy (05/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)
**tomatospy rolls 33**
#412 - BobbyMcFerrin (05/14/2012) [-]
achievement(s) unlocked

10g reposted a joke that has been made many times before
5g captioned a tv show
30g gave away the punchline in the title

100g did all that and still made the front page

enjoy your gamer points at the expense of the quality of this website.

faggot.
#8 - dixego (05/14/2012) [-]
#134 - testiclops (05/14/2012) [+] (132 replies)
**testiclops rolls 940**
User avatar #233 to #134 - frenchfryy (05/14/2012) [-]
**frenchfryy rolls 111**
#54 - sbmayle (05/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why didn't you just...post the video?
#55 to #54 - preposteroussheep **User deleted account** (05/14/2012) [-]
People tend to skip all the youtube video's...(I'm assuming)
#417 - lebronshairline (05/14/2012) [-]
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#82 - teevanator (05/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
British comedy > 'mericun comedy
#60 - tehlulzbringer (05/14/2012) [-]
Hilarious, I totally didn't see it coming right after I read the title
#360 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 778** HEY GUISE I JUST ROLLED TRIPSS!!!
User avatar #354 - theFbomb (05/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hello Funnyjunk. I just wanna say that I love you. I love all of you, even the anons. You put a smile on my face and fill me with joy. When I need a laugh, you are here for me. You bring me up when I am down, just like Viagra. Thank you, Funnyjunk, for being my Viagra.
#479 - advanceboy (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes you're hired to wear a bear costume in some school and one kid just start sucking your dick...
#426 - xozonex (05/14/2012) [-]
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