Only in the ponytime threads.

What the actual fuck?

You can buy them at bad dragon.com. I mean I heard from a friend who's erm, not me. I DON'T FUCK DRAGONS!

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From my time spent there it's safe to assume that it's a dragon dildo.................................... don't ask why or how I know that.

Actually, that would be a black version of The Tentacle.

Lets consider this a case of "Don't ask and, for the love of god, don't tell".

Nah, oh! I was wrong, its The Xenogon.

Ignorance is bliss. I'd much rather not know why you know all this.

Well, I grew up really dominant. So I would have pets and slaves from time to time, most kinky but not all. My current partner isn't a slave or a pet though, but she is into ageplay. So she likes to roleplay as young boys or girls, or sometimes both (futanari). She's also a furry with unusual fetishes like my own, and therefore we both know of things like this.

Long story short.. I'm kinky and have mostly kinky, submissive partners.

I won't judge. Everyone has a weird side.

Well, I have heard that it takes all types to make the world, but I still cannot see how what I just read fits into reality...

You just seem to have highlighted a gap in my imagination. My first thought after reading your comment was "whut did I just read?"...

Or at least very similar, since it does seem to have a slight difference. Could be the same but not made by the same company, hence the difference. But I'm not familiar with that design if its not The Tentacle.

I didn't know what it was. Clicked it.

MONSTROUS FUCKING LUBED UP DILDO IN MY FACE

Well, i bet there are worse places to get them than the face.