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#61
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [-]
Fuck everyone on this site.
Here's how to do things.
1) Be physically attractive (work out eat right its easy)/have confidence in the way you look
2) Be funny/have a good personality/Be able to carry a fucking conversation.
3) Be charming in a flirtatious way. Don't be nice for the sake of the long game Don't be too forward. Find a balance n stick to it.
4) Get off the fucking internet for a night and hit a club.
Follow this guide and if you don't get laid in a month just kill yourself cause your genes won't be spreading anytime soon unless you got a hot sister.
Either fucking try to get a girl or fucking die. There is no friend zone unless you QQ about it.
Here's how to do things.
1) Be physically attractive (work out eat right its easy)/have confidence in the way you look
2) Be funny/have a good personality/Be able to carry a fucking conversation.
3) Be charming in a flirtatious way. Don't be nice for the sake of the long game Don't be too forward. Find a balance n stick to it.
4) Get off the fucking internet for a night and hit a club.
Follow this guide and if you don't get laid in a month just kill yourself cause your genes won't be spreading anytime soon unless you got a hot sister.
Either fucking try to get a girl or fucking die. There is no friend zone unless you QQ about it.
#122 to #61
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [-] 
Here's a TL;DR polite guide on it.
Make yourself comfortable within yourself, if you don't like yourself then it'll be hard for someone you barely know to. This means maybe going for a jog ever so often and eating good food, which are both fun once you get the rythm for it(Exercise releases "happy hormones" when you exercise a lot and cooking can be a lot of fun.)
Also try and work on your personality, if your feeling confident enough you can try and pick up a multitude of hobbies to meet new people and inspire yourself.
Like he said, if you want a girl to know you interested then take a chance, hell none of us are getting off this planet alive anyways. Just be nice and maybe you'll score.
That's about it, just remember to be a more confident you(i know it's cliche, but you don't wanna go out with a girl who's say a technophobe or a cunt trust me)
Make yourself comfortable within yourself, if you don't like yourself then it'll be hard for someone you barely know to. This means maybe going for a jog ever so often and eating good food, which are both fun once you get the rythm for it(Exercise releases "happy hormones" when you exercise a lot and cooking can be a lot of fun.)
Also try and work on your personality, if your feeling confident enough you can try and pick up a multitude of hobbies to meet new people and inspire yourself.
Like he said, if you want a girl to know you interested then take a chance, hell none of us are getting off this planet alive anyways. Just be nice and maybe you'll score.
That's about it, just remember to be a more confident you(i know it's cliche, but you don't wanna go out with a girl who's say a technophobe or a cunt trust me)
#65 to #61
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [-]
Also i forgot to say.
5) Don't fucking date a person you have known for along period of time. It will either end in friend zoning and you QQ ing on the internet which no one really wants or fucking a close friend which will end in disaster/awkwardness anyway.
6) Don't be such a fucking bitch if you do get friend zoned. QQ ing on the net does nothing n just pisses me off. No need to be a pussy about it in fact being a pussy probably got you friend zoned in the first place. Man the fuck up and move on or as above just fucking give up and die. No 1 person is worth that much QQ unless you're fucking married and they die. Being hung up on it (like a pussy) is just going to piss you, your friends/family and most importantly ME off.
5) Don't fucking date a person you have known for along period of time. It will either end in friend zoning and you QQ ing on the internet which no one really wants or fucking a close friend which will end in disaster/awkwardness anyway.
6) Don't be such a fucking bitch if you do get friend zoned. QQ ing on the net does nothing n just pisses me off. No need to be a pussy about it in fact being a pussy probably got you friend zoned in the first place. Man the fuck up and move on or as above just fucking give up and die. No 1 person is worth that much QQ unless you're fucking married and they die. Being hung up on it (like a pussy) is just going to piss you, your friends/family and most importantly ME off.
#75 to #65
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [-]
Give out free "How to attract the opposite sex and not become a friend zoned retard" advice on FJ. Get thumbed down.
I swear its like you're all masochistic and really love being friend zoned cause the thought of a relationship scares you.
.....
OH SHIT I FINALLY CRACKED WHY THESE POSTS ARE SO POPULAR!
I swear its like you're all masochistic and really love being friend zoned cause the thought of a relationship scares you.
.....
OH SHIT I FINALLY CRACKED WHY THESE POSTS ARE SO POPULAR!
#89 to #75
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amuzen (05/14/2012) [-]
Well to be fair it's not so much a guide as it is a long list of why you think you're better other people. It starts off with you essentially just saying be these things, and you work in a way to insult your audience at every turn.
Further more the further down one scrolls in comments the more of a fucked up opinionation they get.
You're comments might be good for a quick lay, but that's easy, anyone can get that.
But what of those who want a long lasting relationship, a shoulder to lean on in hard times, a best friend who's relationship is further soldified with the close intimacy brought upon by sex. If you wanted something like this then your comments are just pure douche baggery.
given you lost me at night club. Drunk sex is bleh, you wake up and your like, ah fuck what did I say last night? did I use protection? Fuck she's still asleep, should I just go? do I just sit here and wait for her to wake up? Then you wait for like 10 hours and she finally wakes up and frowns at you puzzled and shit just gets awkward fast, plus you can barely remember the sex from the night before so it ends up being kinda pointless. Either that or worse she thinks you are in some sort of relationship and since it's someone you JUST MET (note how you specified not to get in one with someone you know) you have to try and figure shit out about them and see if you really love them while being stuck in the nightmarish position of having had sex with them.
Overall as a guide, you're comment is both highly opinionated, not very effective, and downright rude. What did you expect, to call someone a pussy and have them hail you as some sort of a hero? No, you just look like another asshole on the internet who likes to pretend he's higher up on the food chain than the rest of the world.
Final prognosis: Try being a bit more polite and thinking about each piece of advice before giving it. Also, lots of these guys are love struck with girls not lust struck and you should take that into mind.
Further more the further down one scrolls in comments the more of a fucked up opinionation they get.
You're comments might be good for a quick lay, but that's easy, anyone can get that.
But what of those who want a long lasting relationship, a shoulder to lean on in hard times, a best friend who's relationship is further soldified with the close intimacy brought upon by sex. If you wanted something like this then your comments are just pure douche baggery.
given you lost me at night club. Drunk sex is bleh, you wake up and your like, ah fuck what did I say last night? did I use protection? Fuck she's still asleep, should I just go? do I just sit here and wait for her to wake up? Then you wait for like 10 hours and she finally wakes up and frowns at you puzzled and shit just gets awkward fast, plus you can barely remember the sex from the night before so it ends up being kinda pointless. Either that or worse she thinks you are in some sort of relationship and since it's someone you JUST MET (note how you specified not to get in one with someone you know) you have to try and figure shit out about them and see if you really love them while being stuck in the nightmarish position of having had sex with them.
Overall as a guide, you're comment is both highly opinionated, not very effective, and downright rude. What did you expect, to call someone a pussy and have them hail you as some sort of a hero? No, you just look like another asshole on the internet who likes to pretend he's higher up on the food chain than the rest of the world.
Final prognosis: Try being a bit more polite and thinking about each piece of advice before giving it. Also, lots of these guys are love struck with girls not lust struck and you should take that into mind.
#94 to #89
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N. Korean citizen (05/14/2012) [-]
OK fair point i does seem like sex is the man goal of my guide however that was not my intent and i apologize for that.
What i did intend to put across was that there are more girls in the world than the girl you have always been friends with and that simply this friendship is not a grounds for a relationship by itself. Love for all intents and purposes is simply a human explanation for hormones that drive reproductive cycles however so an element of sexual connection is involved and indeed important for long term happy relationships.
Did I at any point say alcohol/drunk sex was required for my guide - NO and to be fair you're right that's never a way to meet a special someone. To do that though one must MEET others. Simple in today's societies where clubs are a large social gathering. Alcohol may be a good way to boost confidence but helps NO WAY in ANY aspect of my guide.
And being opinionated.
Am i better than a man who gives up and QQs at the first girl to say they're more friends than anything else .
YES. Never give up. Keep looking. And FFS don't cry to the internet about it.
No one cares. Except me who nicely enough has provided a tough love advice guide to getting a relationship.
What i did intend to put across was that there are more girls in the world than the girl you have always been friends with and that simply this friendship is not a grounds for a relationship by itself. Love for all intents and purposes is simply a human explanation for hormones that drive reproductive cycles however so an element of sexual connection is involved and indeed important for long term happy relationships.
Did I at any point say alcohol/drunk sex was required for my guide - NO and to be fair you're right that's never a way to meet a special someone. To do that though one must MEET others. Simple in today's societies where clubs are a large social gathering. Alcohol may be a good way to boost confidence but helps NO WAY in ANY aspect of my guide.
And being opinionated.
Am i better than a man who gives up and QQs at the first girl to say they're more friends than anything else .
YES. Never give up. Keep looking. And FFS don't cry to the internet about it.
No one cares. Except me who nicely enough has provided a tough love advice guide to getting a relationship.
#110 to #94
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amuzen (05/14/2012) [-]
See? This is a much better way to post! Not once did you try and immediately say something like 'you're a pussy' or something along those lines, not once. That alone is a huge improvement and makes me much less bias to the rest of your post.
The night club part was why the whole sex scene jumped to mind, almost every social gathering involving alcohol has a tendency to become awkward if someone decides not to drink, at least that I've been to, although I guess my experience is pretty limited at the age of 20 so I imagine there might be clubs big enough for a sober person not to stick out like a sore thumb.
The way you present yourself at the end bespeaks more pride than disgust which is in itself a much, much, better image to provoke than you're previous ones so that deserves a better rating.
You're views on love are kind of well... That's a working opinion, but it's heavily intertwined with lust which is why I got the opinion you were talking about a pure sex relationship. I guess a lot of people kind of see love and lust as being the same thing but... I think I kind of disagree with this although it's a touchy subject at best and is certainly subject to opinion. But that's where I found the idea of a pure sex relationship in your post above.
The no one cares expect me bit at the end is kinda... well it cheapens the rest of the post really, not only does it sound unnessecarily harsh and hostile which can create a bias for the rest of the post (Although since it was at the end it doesn't do as much damage as you did with the guide where you put this in at the beginning) it's also a pretty meaningless statement, obviously other people care of these posts wouldn't work up as much emotions as they do. Overall, the way of writing you just used is bounds ahead of your previous way of writing and that deserves a thumb.
The night club part was why the whole sex scene jumped to mind, almost every social gathering involving alcohol has a tendency to become awkward if someone decides not to drink, at least that I've been to, although I guess my experience is pretty limited at the age of 20 so I imagine there might be clubs big enough for a sober person not to stick out like a sore thumb.
The way you present yourself at the end bespeaks more pride than disgust which is in itself a much, much, better image to provoke than you're previous ones so that deserves a better rating.
You're views on love are kind of well... That's a working opinion, but it's heavily intertwined with lust which is why I got the opinion you were talking about a pure sex relationship. I guess a lot of people kind of see love and lust as being the same thing but... I think I kind of disagree with this although it's a touchy subject at best and is certainly subject to opinion. But that's where I found the idea of a pure sex relationship in your post above.
The no one cares expect me bit at the end is kinda... well it cheapens the rest of the post really, not only does it sound unnessecarily harsh and hostile which can create a bias for the rest of the post (Although since it was at the end it doesn't do as much damage as you did with the guide where you put this in at the beginning) it's also a pretty meaningless statement, obviously other people care of these posts wouldn't work up as much emotions as they do. Overall, the way of writing you just used is bounds ahead of your previous way of writing and that deserves a thumb.
