Why I hate my new job. 0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal. Me, werkin new jeh at subway. Gash, ya knew, this jeh isn' t had! Here eames a austerer naal' tr
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Why I hate my new job

0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal 0atmeal

Me, werkin new jeh at subway.
Gash, ya knew, this jeh isn' t had!
Here eames a austerer naal'
tread is a little
harder elese than regular
Yeah, Ill have iii)
pastrami."
ged, no. Please tell me this isn' t
geing where T think it is..."
Any vegies?'
ALL OF THEM!!"
4 inch high Stack of meat *equally tall vegetable pile
Esper thin bread
GODDAMN IMPOSSIBLE
TO CLOSE
THIS SHIT
...
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Submitted: 05/13/2012
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#9 - timmynel (05/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ok first off, I too work at subway and I know your pain, flatbread is a pain in the arse but while closing use the knife to pack that shit in there, if all else fails close it up as much as you can the when you go to wrap it, the wrapping packs it more and it tightens it up, but either way I just throw what they want on there and say fuck it most of the time if that happens. feels feels everywhere
Ok first off, I too work at subway and I know your pain, flatbread is a pain in the arse but while closing use the knife to pack that shit in there, if all else fails close it up as much as you can the when you go to wrap it, the wrapping packs it more and it tightens it up, but either way I just throw what they want on there and say fuck it most of the time if that happens. feels feels everywhere
User avatar #5 - cerebralsurgion (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
From a fellow Subway'er I know your pain. My only suggestion I can give you is to just smash the hell out of the veggies and it tends to help a lot.
#29 - chocopockey (05/14/2012) [-]
LOLOL I used to work at a Subways, and the guy ordered meatballs on flatbread.
I was like nigga, what is yo PROBLEM?
User avatar #23 - blokrokker ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
I get 9-grain, ham, roast beef/turkey, toast, mustard.
My brother get's white, tuna.
The folks at Subway love us.
User avatar #13 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (05/14/2012) [-]
i used to work at subway... it sucked.. mainly cause my manager would steal cash from the register and then blame it on me to the owner...
User avatar #36 - tables (05/14/2012) [-]
troll subway hard: go in 5 minutes before they close, tell them to make you a meatball sub.

(they put away meatballs half an hour before the store closes so they shit a brick)
#26 - Bly (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
take the bread knife to the middle then fold over the veggies pushing down as well,closes a lot easier...always hated the flatbread with all the shit,worse when they want mayo,or extra mayo...eughhhh....yes ima girl..i speak sandwich..

MFW i can relate..

#16 - thebuilder (05/14/2012) [-]
I work at subway. It's eh. We usually have douchers who get double meat on a 6'' and I'm like, "The fuk brah?" Why don't you just get the other 6"?   
Gif related to what I would do to those fuckers.
I work at subway. It's eh. We usually have douchers who get double meat on a 6'' and I'm like, "The fuk brah?" Why don't you just get the other 6"?
Gif related to what I would do to those fuckers.
User avatar #48 - thekaiseroxc (05/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Oh gosh I know that feel bro. I used to work at Togos and this happened all the time. Then people get pissed when it's super messy awkward.
+1
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User avatar #39 - hudsen (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like telling them to put whatever they want on it.
Things can get interesting haha.
User avatar #46 to #39 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
I'd put mayonaise on white bread and call it a day.
#41 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OH GOD I KNOW THAT FEEL :'(



Even worse... "Double Meat"



Fuuu-
User avatar #38 - qwacktastick (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
they never put 4 inches of meat on my subs, its always like 4 slices
#31 - wertyyytrew (05/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)

User avatar #33 to #31 - kathuzada (05/14/2012) [-]
Just because there is no text does not mean I can't thumb you down
User avatar #21 - garbagebrain (05/14/2012) [-]
I used to be a supervisor at a Subway, and I hated it. Because you're behind the counter at a fast food joint, people assume that you're an idiot. I hope I never have to work in the food business again.
User avatar #19 - raquelian (05/14/2012) [-]
The Feast- Raquelian style
ham
turkey
roast beef
salami
pepperoni
chicken breast
bacon cheddar cheese
toast the fucker
lil' bit of ranch.
give a good smell and eat it, fart latter and smell it
User avatar #17 - rel (05/14/2012) [-]
I work at Subway, too. If the stack gets too high, just press it down a bit to make it fit. Use a knife to help it close.
User avatar #14 - donekilledyou (05/14/2012) [-]
I always get a footlong tuna on wheat. . . and then the most random combinations ever, but always including lettuce, avocado and olives somehow. Never toasted though, I had one warm and wanted to kill myself.
#12 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [-]
It's always Italian for me, I usually have a melt. I'm always looking out for my homies at subway, best sandwich show out there.
#10 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [-]
I like a my oatmeal.
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