Best idea ever

Galleon
4 minutes ago
What if urinals were like those games at the carnival where
you have a water gun and you' re trying to keep hitting a
target for the longest amount of time to get a prize? peeing
on the target in the urinal would fill up a powerup bar on
the wall and depending on aim and duration you would get
a certain number of "piss points" ebery time you peed.
These could then be exchanged at the door for radical
prizes like giant stuffed koala bears or silly hats, handed
out by a midget in a carnival suit. However, if you had really
bad aim he would pull out a trombone and be like
and then say something really witty like
that is some DISSAPEAR aim you got there friend" or "held
less more tinkle!" Most of the time he would be
super chill though and if you wanted you could hang out
with him and talk about philosophy and where to find all
the cute midget chicks and stuff like that.